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"Well, believe me when I say that from now on, whenever these two try to get hot guys to take photos on the beach, they guys will ignore them completely, and when they take photos of themselves on the beach, the photos will only come out horrible."

"Oh, that sounds like fun!"

"Yes, and believe me when I say that they will find us both attractive, and come over to try to get us to make them our sexy ****."

The women come over..

"Hi," said the brunette. "I'm Valerie."

"And I'm Molly," said the blonde, shoving Valerie out of the way. "You're both really sexy, and-"

"I want to be your ****!" Valerie said, elbowing Molly.

"No! Choose me!" Molly said. "I want to be your ****, and I'll be a much better **** then her!"

"No, I'll be better! Pick me!" Valerie yelled.

"No me!"

"No me!"

"Ladies, ladies!" Michael said. "There's one way to decide which of you will be our ****."