Another Pet Peeve

"Oh god," said Crystal a few minutes later.

"What?"

"See those two girls over there posing by the beach? They have a guy taking their photo?"

"Brunette on the left, blonde on the right?" Asked Michael.

"Yeah, I mean who the fuck wears jewelry to beach? They are just here to pose and get guys to ogle them. I know the type and have seen these two before. Heaven forbid they actually get in the water, play volleyball, or work up a sweat that doesn't involve laying in the sun. I swear if there were no guys here, they would not come to the beach. A beach is a place to swim, play, build sand castles and stuff. You can freakin' lay out anywhere there's sun."

Michael looked at the two and pondered what fun he could have with them.