You’re not my type...

You are beyond embarrassed. You can’t be doing this with every pretty girl who gives you attention. You collect your thoughts, take a bit of a deep breath, and decide to let her down easy. She’s nice, but maybe you should explore your options first, you did just move to this city, after all.

“Um... well... I’m not really looking yet... no offense, you seem really lovely! You’re just not my type and... I don’t wanna mess up the whole ‘roommates’ vibe we have” you calmly say. Not bad Erika, you did good, you reassure yourself. Chloe’s face changes, looking disappointed, but remaining a bit smug. She simply brushes your still-hard cock, saying “playing hard to get? Sounds good to me. well Erika, nice to meet you, I’m gonna get back to gaming. Don’t be stranger, See ya.” before walking away.

Nice going, Erika. Now she’s upset with you(you’re bisexual and therefore cannot interpret flirting). And can you please get rid of this throbbing erection?!

You sigh to yourself, and decide to leave and go find a place to get food, let things calm down a bit. When you get back, she’s gone. Must’ve left for some food, or visit a friend or something, whateverz. You go about your night, and fall asleep on the couch.

The next day, you wake up and she’s back in the kitchen, eating some cereal again. You pop your head in, and she looks up at you excited to see you. That’s a good sign. “Hey Cutie! Good morning!” She greets you happily. You’re almost taken aback, is she already over being rejected? Once again, you didn’t seem to pick up what she was putting down. “Hey Chloe, I’m sorry if I upset you yesterday, no hard feelings right? I hope we can still be friends” you still feel bad about how yesterday went down. She almost looks confused, and pauses for a moment to chew. “Oh dude, no worries! It happens, you’re right, I’d hate to mess up the vibe of the apartment! No hard feelings” she sounds... too happy about this. But you pay it no mind.

“Hey I hate to bother you but, the movers should be here today to drop off my stuff, I hope that’s not a pain! It won’t take longer than an hour, and I’ll get you some nice drinks to make up for it haha” you announce, hoping to change the subject. just normal roommate talk, you’re crushing it. “Don’t worry, won’t be a bother at all. But I’ll take you up on that offer, get me some beer okay?” Chloe says again with a smile. Totally normal roommate talk. You’re still crushing it! Seems like some real smooth sailing from here on outz

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