March 31, 2020

Dear Diary,

Big news on the anal front! For the first time in the life of Anna Kendrick, the amazingly talented actress has stuck something up her ass.

[Record Scratch] "Say what????"

Yes, it's true! Last night, as I was curled up in bed watching porn (like you do), I watched that clip again of the black guys and the cute AK wannabe. (I'm way prettier. Facts!) And I started rubbing and vibrating and one thing led to another and somehow, I really don't know how, I SWEAR, Diary, my finger just somehow got itself stuck up my butt. It could have happened to anyone! :)

Seriously, though: I came sooo fucking hard with my finger in my ass. I could feel my butthole clenching so tightly around my finger when I creamed and it was more intense then anything I've ever felt before. Now I'm feeling bad I never gave B a chance to do me back there.

Just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, I did it again this morning while I wasn't watching any porn: fingers on my clit, on my cunt, and one up my ass. Same explosive orgasm that put all other ones to shame! Afterwards, I slid my finger out and looked at it. Thank god it wasn't dirty at all! It was a little shiny from all the lube I squirted on it (seriously, like TONS OF LUBE!). I just stared at it and thought about how crazy it was that I'd had it up my butt. I was too scared to sniff it. But I did think about that porn girl I'd watched sucking on her finger out of her ass, and even though the idea was still nasty, it didn't make me wanna totally puke.

Am I getting more open minded or just more sick? And if this pandemic thing goes on much longer, how twisted is isolation gonna make me???