March 30, 2020

Dear Diary,

It's been a couple of weeks since this covid madness shut everything down here in Hollywood. I've managed to take a couple of showers during that time, hahaha.

Zoom calls are getting pretty tiresome, though. I miss real life people!

And of course, I am watching way more porn now. But everyone else is too, right? I ordered in a supply of batteries because I'm burning through them in my vibrator crazy fast!

Okay, okay, it's confession time. I feel like such a hypocrite but....sigh...I think I might be into anal after all. Shhh, Diary, don't yell at me! I'm allowed to grow as a person, aren't I? Shut up, I am!! Pipe down and I'll tell you all about it.

I was watching porn this morning...like every morning hahaha. It was a hot scene, a slender brunette with two black men. Her body kind of looked like mine, that's probably what was so hot about it. Anyway, porn stuff ensued: they fucked her, she sucked them, lots of cum, lots of moaning, blah blah blah. The funny thing is, when she was on all fours, sucking one guy and then the other put his ridiculously huge porn cock up her asshole? I didn't hate it! You know me, Diary: usually when the guys start butt-banging the girls, I switch off. But this time, not only did I not switch off, I was actually ... wait for it ... turned on! Yes, me, Anna "No fucking anal everrrrr!" Kendrick got all juicy hot. And if I'm really really confessing, seeing her cute little ass, which looked a lot like mine, taking that big black cock made me imagine MY cute little ass taking such a cock. And. That. Thought. Was. EXCITING!

This is what happens after a couple weeks of isolation, hahaha. Check back in a month, Diary, and I'll be wanting to eat bratwurst out of my butt!!*

*Joke, obvs! That is NEVER going to happen.