Waking up and feeling shit

As you came to, you felt a searing pain across your face. You opened your eyes and poked your nose, wincing at the sharp pain. "Fuck..."

You laid there on your back, waiting for the pain to eventually fade away, which it did after about five minutes. By the time it had done so, the intruder had crouched down over you, looking at you inquisitively.

"You're a dumbass." The intruder finally stated, pulling their hood down to reveal a woman with long flowing red hair. She had dark make-up, the area around her eyes clouded with eye-shadow and her lips a deep shade of crimson. "Have you ever considered not charging at your roommate when you're naked and... holding a toothbrush?"

You watched as she smirked, looking you up and down and standing. "Hold- wait- did you say roommate?"

The woman nodded. "Yes, roommate. My name's Leah. I assume, like me, you're new to this place?"

"Uh..." Scrambling and grabbing a rug to cover yourself, you nodded. "Yes. I got here during the night. I didn't see anyone else in the house so I thought-"

"Must've gotten here after you then. Alright." Leah returned to what she must've been doing- that being searching the kitchen cupboards. She seemed to totally disregard your presence. Suddenly, she stopped and turned. "Also, while I don't give a fuck about you swinging your cock around, it's a bit of a strange first impression. You gonna go and put some clothes on or keep gawking at me?"

Your face going red, you got up, taking the toothbrush with you as you went upstairs into your room. Putting on the same clothes you had been wearing yesterday, you put the toothbrush in the bathroom, looking at it. It wasn't actually yours.

"Is that... Sailor Moon?" Shrugging it off, you descended the stairs of the house, returning to the kitchen.

You spent the rest of the morning with her. She had cooked a few eggs and bacon, passing you a plate with an uninterested look. It was funny, really, since you had come from such an uptight family that would never have dreamed of that kind of behaviour, but through the few hours you had spent with her, you had found yourself soon warming up to her. In her own punk way, she was quite nice.

After the meal, she had began explaining how she had gotten to Black Orchid, describing that she too had filled out the application, apparently arriving a few minutes after you. She talked about the woman at the kiosk, describing her with a look of disgust, who had similarly given her a tour. When she had gotten to your home, she had decided to just sleep in the living room, since the woman from the kiosk had mentioned the roommate being asleep.

Standing up, she left the living room, taking a bag she had left in a corner with her into the second bedroom. Rubbing your face, you walked into the bathroom, taking a shower and exhaling as you washed your hairless body. The room now filled with steam, and your body now clean, you got out of the shower, wrapping yourself in a towel and heading into your bedroom.