Friendly Visit !

"Oh my god, that was so funny !" The two giggling girls burst back into Lauren's apartment where Patty had been waiting impatiently for their return. She had not been able to think of a plausible enough excuse to return next door immediately in her guise of adult next door neighbour. She was already hatching another plan for that but first she wanted to know what had gone down with Jasmin and Siouxsie.

Jasmin took up the story. "So, we knocked and said is Lauren in, we're her older friends and we try to involve her as much as we can cos we know she has learning difficulties ! The old biddy didn't bat an eyelid, just kinda smirked. Go through she said, then called out your friends have come to see you Lauren." The two girls couldn't stop laughing. "Lauren was all, like, no, people can't see me. What friends ? I haven't got any friends. And we were all, like, that's not a very nice greeting. And that Mildred was all, like, Lauren's been bad and is being punished !"

Siouxsie took up the tale. "And god, you weren't kidding about her body Patty. What a hoot ! We'd already seen that scrawny backside and Mildred was telling her to turn around and Lauren was, like, saying no and then Mildred swatted her bum !"

"What, again ?" laughed Patty. "Not a real spanking, just a couple of slaps but Lauren was all like, ow, and then had to turn round."

"And it's like you said, she's as flat as a pancake" continued Jasmin. "And titchy without her heels" laughed Siouxsie. "And just like a little girl now you shaved her." Patty was delighted to have shared her triumph. "But wait, it gets better yet" said Jasmin. "First she's all, like, these aren't my friends, I'm a grown woman, I live next door, I've got my own apartment. And Mildred's yelling at her to stop her lies and fantasizing and we're all, like, yeah she's always doing that !" The girls couldn't get their story out quick enough.

"So then Mildred asks if I've got a camera on my phone" continued Siouxsie "And she makes Lauren stand in between is while she takes a photo, then shows it to Lauren and goes, like, how can you call yourself the grown woman ?" Siouxsie showed Patty the photo. "But then what happened is that Lauren looks close and realises what I'm wearing" Jasmin laughed. Siouxsie had decided to stick with her own goth style but Jasmin had raided Lauren's wardrobe as Patty had suggested.

"They're my clothes, take them off, give them to me goes Lauren" Jasmin explained. "She forgets all about being in the nuddy and rushes at me. Well, that old Mildred goes ballistic. She grabbed her arm and threw her down on the sofa."

"I took the chance to take some more photos" said Siouxsie. "Yeah, we'll have a look" added Jasmin. "Anyway, that Mildred really goes off the deep end. That's it my girl she goes. You've had it now, I've just about had enough of you. You aren't getting a stitch of clothing now for the rest of the weekend and I don't care what visitors you get !"

"That's priceless" said Patty. "She never learns !"

"She began bawling but Mildred made her stand facing us with her hands on her head and I got another photo" added Siouxsie, examining her phone again. "So we said, she doesn't seem to be in the mood for visitors and Mildred said she was sorry we had to see such bad behaviour and we said she's always like that" Jasmin concluded.

"But what else can we do ?" wondered Siouxsie. The photos had come out very well, all things considered. "I've been thinking about that" said Patty.