Tina delivers some candy

Tina invisibly zips along the sky on her delivery scooter, looking for her first stop in her mission to sow chaos, disorder, and her special brand of fun among this tight orderly world. Looking at her map she sees a large concentration of super powered beings in one large location.

Unfortunately for any of her big-time plans, all of them were labelled heroes... but that of course didn't mean she couldn't drop some of her special candies down and at least build up some chaotic energy for a bigger showdown later.

Tina pulls a hard right and heads towards the location.

It was a typical day at the Xavier School for the Gifted, well what most schools would call typical. Some of the upper-class and professors at the school might refer to it as downright boring... no major emergencies, no giant robots attacking, no disgruntled former students or family members trying to break in and wreck up the place... just an average school doing average school things.

Like planning and decorating the auditorium for the Valentine's Day Dance, which a group of students were doing... or at least what they were supposed to be doing in the case of the three blond Seniors sitting on the bleachers face down in their phones. Celeste, Mindee, and Phoebe Cuckoo had no interest in the dance, setting up, or really anything than mocking the rest of their class mentally. Professor Monroe caught the trio trying to skip class instead of giving them detention and telling their "mother" about the incident she let them make up for it by joining the committee.

Glob, Nature Girl, Mercury, and Sprite were busy actually doing the work. Sprite and Nature Girl setting the decorations in the higher places while Glob and Mercury moved the heavier items into place. The 4 long since giving up trying to get the blondes to participate and not really wanting to get into an argument with them.

Glob was carrying two large crates filled with candy hearts when Tina entered the scene... with an unheard innocent whistle she tripped the gooey gentleman causing him to lose control of the boxes causing them to spill their contents onto the floor...

"gah..." Glob stated as he watches the hearts scatter across...

"Are you ok Glob?" Mercury said as she turned around hearing the loud thud of the crates.

"yeah, I tripped over...something... and dropped the boxes... you think this candy is ok?" Glob said staring at it.

"uh... probably not if you touch it directly...but... I mean... most people aren't going to eat this stuff... so... we can probably get away with putting the stuff that didn't hit the floor proper back..." Mercury said shrugging.

"Ok..." Glob said trying to think of a way he could help clean up the mess he made.

Tina watched the other 3 go over and start trying to right the crates and salvage as much candy as they could... when they weren't looking, she helped make up the difference by pouring a package of her special hearts in with them.

"That should liven the dance up a bit." Tina laughed before turning and seeing the three girls looking at their phones.

"You know... it's not really fair that you girls aren't participating... so why don't you find something better to do with your time." Tina said and slid three of her hearts along the floor each hitting the foot of the Cuckoos... before getting back on her scooter to make another delivery.

"Why did we agree to this again?" Phoebe mentally said as she looked through her twitter timeline.

"Because Storm was going to give us detention and tell Emma if we didn't... and do you really want to get chewed out by mum again... we can't even fake listening with her..." Mindee responded.

"Yeah, but we're not really... doing what Storm wanted are we? Shouldn't we like... I don’t know do something?" Celeste responded.

"We're supervising. That's what Emma would do right?" Mindee mentally laughed.

"Probably." Phoebe said flatly. "but I mean... what could we realistically do otherwise they got heavy hitters and fliers already doing the bulk of the stuff... I don't think we can telepathically make decorations..."

A loud bang caused the trio to look up from their phone as they see Glob looking down at the two crates on the ground, before getting lost in their own conversation again.

"Well Glob at least looks like he didn't hurt himself... that would not be a fun trip to the medic..." Celeste responded before she felt something hit her foot.

The trio all reach down and pick up a small candy heart, Pink for Phoebe, Yellow for Mindee and Blue for Celeste.

"Be my Fantasy... we can't even get away from bad pickup lines in candy..." Phoebe said reading the candy.

"Thirsty Tarty Tease... Is this someone's idea of a joke?" Mindee added.

"You put the BI in Bimbo? did Wolverine buy these things from a sex shop or something? This seems pretty inappropriate for a school. “Celeste concluded. Then all three simultaneously and without thinking bit their candy heart in half and anyone watching would have noticed color coordinated sparkles spreading across the three of them.

Celeste was the first to break the silence "Like... I feel ... like... uh... weird."

"yeah..." Mindee added rubbing her legs together.

"uh-huh" Phoebe added as the changes of all 3 candies spread between the psychic gestalt. None of them seeming to realize that their outfits had shifted, the button up blouses they were wearing losing their buttons and instead being tied off under their 18-year-old breasts, their skirts shrinking and moving slightly down their hips so that their color coordinated thongs hung over the top, and their shoes gaining a serious boost in heel that would give even Emma pause.

"so... uh... wanna go like... be someone's fantasy?" Phoebe mentally said giggling a little.

"YEAH!" the two others added as they got up and left the auditorium.

"I bet we could catch some of the guys on the practice field." Phoebe added as the trio left the building.

Squirrel Girl stood and stared at the sight in front of her a mustachioed man in a green striped sport coat, a bolo tie, straw hat, and khakis standing with an umbrella over his shoulder, holding a large megaphone in the middle of downtown Manhattan.

"look here miscreants of the so-called New York..." the man said "Wouldn't it be grand to return to a more civil and glorious time and reject the hedonistic ways of the new society? I, Turner D. Century am looking for volunteers to help me show the world why life was more fulfilling in the genteel times before the great war... by **** if necessary!"

"Ok... I was going to let you continue to rant like any street proselytizer, but I can't let you stand there and talk about inciting ****... you... uh... whatever you are." Squirrel Girl said as she stepped up to him.

"My lady... that was not at all my intentions... it was just the fire and fury to stir up some interest... but tell me have you ever tried hoop trundling? Ridden a tandem bicycle... or perhaps even a penny farthing? how about a rousing game of croquet? Some fine vaudevillian chicanery?"

"I can't say that I have..." Squirrel Girl raised an eyebrow.

"That is my point you are missing out on some of the finest entertainment that has ever existed on this green Earth." Turner says nodding his head and smiling wide.

Tina who has been watching this whole thing just grabs a candy and tosses it at Squirrel girl... there has got to be something more interesting going on literally anywhere else... she will check on them later when they undoubtedly end up... uh... old timely bangin'

"Ow... who threw that?" Squirrel Girl said as she holds the candy heart in her hands "Don't be afraid to try new things..." Squirrel girl quickly bit the candy and blinked a few times "ok ... where do we start Mr. D. Century."

"Why don't be tha... wait? what?" Turner said confused.

"You want to show me how great some of the old stuff is... let's go do it." Squirrel Girl said with a smile.

"It's not nice to... mess with someone like that, young lady." Turner said with an eyebrow raised.

"Look... I'm not... you want to show off some of the old way of doing things... let's do it... where to first?" Squirrel Girl said with a chipper attitude.

"Well... I hadn't thought that far ahead... everyone's mostly just ignored me... " Turner said as he tapped his chin "Well I do have my tandem bike, but I would have to ditch my dummy somewhere..."