Chun DIRT #1

"Tell me about Chun. She's the biggest star here, right?" you ask.

• That's easy

• Name: Chun

• Height: 5'5''

• Weight: Secret

"Wait, what?"

• That's what it says in her medical record

• Don't interrupt

• Bra: 34 E

"Oh sweet Jesus," you say.

• Looks like she is friends with Cam and Karin.

• No boyfriend

• Dad is some kind of cop

• Good at Kung Fu

• You have already seen her weird muscle legs

"Her legs are beautiful," you say.

• She has scored more goals than you and Adella put together

"Oh God."

• Have you seen Terminator?

"Are you going to say she's the Terminator and I'm Sarah Connor?"

• No I'm saying she's Terminator 2 and you're that movie that the Deadpool guy made

"Ouch," you say, wincing.

You will have to work hard if you are going to stand up to someone like Chun...