Try to get out of shot

You try to stand up to get yourself out of the camera shot, but your unbuttoned blouse still has your lapel mic clipped to it. The cable is wired down underneath your skirt to keep it hidden from the camera, and you've stood up too quickly. Somehow, the clip proves stronger than the seam holding your skirt together. The skirt rips in two, and falls off you, ruined. Now your matching black lace thong is on full display too.

"Oh god. I..." You can't even think of what to say. This is insane.

"Just turn the camera way from her! Or pull the damned plug out!" Chris screams.

"The plug won't budge! It's really stuck!" The technician replies.

Meanwhile, you are the only one who can see why Sarah the camerawoman hasn't moved the camera. She's somehow become completely tangled in two thick electric cables - one is around one ankle and the other has somehow entrapped both her wrists. She has fallen on her butt and is struggling to get back up.

How did that even happen?!

You turn around and push your chair away, thoughtlessly giving the camera an excellent view of your thong-clad butt cheeks. Also, this motion causes the lapel mic clip to rip your blouse from your body entirely. You ignore it and run off to the side.

But tragedy strikes as it turns out that one of the camera's cables has somehow become tangled around your ankle too. As you move, the camera is yanked, and it swivels, keeping you in the shot, and bringing Sarah into view as well. Even worse, it causes you to trip and fall, and you end up in a heap on the floor, your hands sinking into another tangle of wiring.

Okay, so that's how it happened.

Sarah is busy panicking, yanking at the wires binding her wrists. Not only does this cause them to tighten further, but it also turns out to be some of the same wires around your own wrists. They fasten up like a lassoo, not only effectively removing the use of your hands, but also binding you directly to Sarah.

Sarah's struggling also causes her pants to rip at the crotch, and now her pink thong can be seen on screen, along with some butt cleavage.

"Stop struggling!" You try to warn Sarah, but she's panicking too much to pay that any attention. Within moments, your right ankle is somehow very tightly bound to her left ankle. You are on your front and your legs are currently split, giving the viewers at home an incredible view of your ass.

Sarah throws herself towards you, probably in a **** attempt to get towards the edge of the camera shot. With impossibly bad luck, this causes an exposed hook of your bra strap to get latched onto her plain black T-shirt, and it's now tugging on it dangerously.

"Sarah, no!"

Once again, too late. Sarah tries to get free of your bra hook by pulling away. This results in not only a massive rip in her T-shirt, rendering it almost useless, but also at the last moment before she breaks free, causes your bra to snap open, and fall down your arms towards your tangled wrists. You're now topless, but at least for the moment your jugs are facing away from the camera. But now you can't move or rearrange yourself at all without risking showing some nipple, forcing you to remain as you are, face down ass up, presenting your buttocks to the nation.

There's only two other people on this side of the soundproof glass of the studio - Matt the lighting technician and the Roland the Random, the award-winning magician who you were supposed to be interviewing. Both have barely had time to react so far, everything has happened so fast.