A mortifying day at the beach for everyone.

On this hot, sunny afternoon, the Smash Mansion’s beachfront finds itself packed with folks and the stars of the games enjoying a barbecue party. One of Master Hand’s better known powers among the smashers is his ability to send characters to their respective stages, and this ability extends to even bringing the Mansion itself to those locales.

This specific beach happened to be part of Villager’s newest island home, and the pink-haired mayor could be found casting her line into the ocean again and again; humming innocently to herself as she awaits that familiar tug under the water.

At least half the party is swimming in peace, and some couples were even making out in the privacy the water provides. Samus and Wii Fit Trainer splash each other in fits of laughter, unable to properly focus on the anarchic beach ball games their friends are playing. Daisy, Joker, Marth, and Rosalina toss the ball around and jeer the losers of the lawless sports, but the platinum blonde Queen of the cosmos is getting worn out by all the exercise and excitement.

Panting while smiling, Rosalina excuses herself, and climbs the ladder up to the pier for a break from more strenuous beach fun. Sitting down next to the pink-haired Villager, and the large fishing bucket the latter had on the dock. Wringing some saltwater from her blonde locks, Rosalina asks her acquaintance, “Oh, are you fishing? I do love a relaxing hobby. If you don’t mind me asking, what’ve you caught?”

The mayor of Smashville sends her a sunny grin in response, then dumps her bucket of loot onto the pier. A pile of wet bathing suits slap the wooden walkway, and Rosalina can distinctly recognize the trunks and bikinis on the dock as the same ones she saw her friends wearing today. Before the startled princess can say a word, Villager just laughs and points to a turquoise one-piece among the pile.

“Wait a sec… that’s my bathing suit!” Rosalina shrieks, taking a look down to see her little boobies jiggling in the salty spray.