A brisk streak through the Mansion!

Marth and his equally nude girlfriend debate silently with each other; biting their lips, and trying not to gawk at the sexy piece of ass cowering in the bushes beside them. The sense of arousal is beaten by feelings of embarrassment, and ultimately, concern for how cold it might get later that evening. If Wii Fit Trainer’s nipples are already rock-hard, then could she risk staying in these bushes past nightfall?

The date mates soon cave in, running buck-naked through the Mansion toward the prince’s room. And they pass by half the entire Goddamn whole roster before they find sanctuary. Peach and Captain Falcon wolf-whistle in tandem when they see the couple darting past all naked and embarrassed, craning their necks to follow the pair’s jiggling assets.

A Shiekah Slate in Link’s vengeful hands snaps several pictures of Wii Fit Trainer’s ample cleavage, while the pink-haired Villager captures a blink-and-miss-it shot of Marth’s throbbing penis on her phone in the lone moment he leaves it uncovered. The last humiliating straw is Samus slapping both of their vulnerable posteriors before they can slam Marth’s door behind them.

The couple take a second to catch their breath, and calm down from that mortifying experience behind closed doors.

And as Marth wipes the glistening sweat off his lithe, nude body with a towel in the safety of his own dorm, Trainer finds herself overwhelmed at the sight. His tight, lean muscles flexing with every motion, and his little dick oozing pre-cum like a succulent eclair before her gray eyes. She’s almost hyperventilating, and that’s when her boyfriend finally notices the lust she’s been trying to hide.

Marth gazes back at her to see a busty, athletic woman ogling him and his twitching cock like a tiger waiting to pounce. He takes in the glorious sight of her tight abs, the way she can’t help but bite her lip in arousal, and the way her marshmallow-white breasts sway with each breath…

Matching the needy, ravenous gaze Wii Fit Trainer is giving him, Marth gives in himself. The words come out of his mouth all on their own, “Oh my fucking Goddess, Wilma, just take me.”

Within one second, the horny girl tackles her shy guy onto the bed, tickling Marth’s sides mercilessly while he tries to get purchase on the sheets. “I’ve been waiting to do this, I want to feel Every. Last. Inch of you. I wanna make you mine.”

He’s caught up in laughter as her fingers dance across his naked body, but gives up a loud moan when he feels Trainer dig her hands into his taut ass. While the lucky prince is absolutely melting into her grasp, Trainer wraps her lips around his… Well, it’s actually time for a quick interlude.

An interlewd, really.