Sombra

Nikki was sceptical, he scrolled through the app to try and discern it’s real intent. He could search for individual people, both men and women, or filter by proximity to his location. The strangest option was the ability to search by “perks,” and “personalities” which seemed to be a gamey abstractions of how people acted in real life.

He randomly pressed on a profile of a nearby women named Amy. He didn’t know who she was, but she seemed to live nearby. Her personality was listed as flirty, while one of her perks was “high libido,” a short description noted that Amy was open to being asked for sex. Nikki amused himself by browsing some of the other people nearby – the perks covered every aspect of their lives. From their financial situation and willingness to spend cash, to their level of devotion to their partners and even their kinks and fetishes.

Nikki decided to expand his horizons by searching for something more ****. The app had claimed that he could even invite fictional women into his life. He thought long and hard about what franchise he could use as a test bed. Recency bias won out, and he decided to investigate Overwatch, which had plenty of attractive women who he wouldn’t mind hanging off of him. The women were listed in alphabetical order.

Ana, Ashe, Brigitte, D.Va, Echo, Mei, Mercy, Moira, Orisa, Pharah, Sombra, Symmetra, Tracer, Widowmaker and finally Zarya. There were also several other obscure characters from the game’s lore. Nikki tapped an option called “show all,” and winced as his phone came close to freezing completely. The list exploded with options for millions of new people. Whoever had designed this app had a database of not just the leading characters of their respective series, but every single person living in the world of them too.

He unchecked the box and returned to the leading ladies with a thoughtful hum. Who would he choose first? Ana was a bit… old for him. Although the “GMILF” perk gave him a sensible chuckle.

Nikki looked around his apartment and had an epiphany, if this thing was for real, and he could summon a harem of sexy ladies to be at his beck and call, he’d need a bigger place to keep them all. His apartment wasn’t exactly a penthouse after all. He looked at the list and singled out Sombra, the notorious cyber-criminal and hacker. She hit all the right notes for Nikki. She was sexy, a little mean, and a real smart ass.

Her personality was listed as bitchy. “Has a sharp tongue and demanding attitude, likes to be in charge.”

Her first perk was Unusual Appearance: “Sombra has a unique appearance. Other people will not acknowledge this discrepancy after she is summoned.” That made sense. Her head was full of all kinds of hardware. If people started asking questions about what it was for who knows what would happen.

Her second perk was Sugar Mommy: “Sombra will provide a large amount of income for her harem leader.” Her kinks were listed as femdom, cybernetic play and exhibitionism. Nikki didn’t know what “cybernetic play” was, but he doubted that she could do it in the boring real world he was living in. Regardless, she seemed like the best option to start out with. She could use her abilities to gather some cash, have some fun, and then help him move into a bigger place so he could summon more girls!

Nikki pressed the big green button and waited to be royally disappointed when nothing happened.

What he didn’t expect, was for the air to split open in front of him and spit out the woman herself. Sombra, complete with sub-machine gun, cybernetic enhancements on her shaved head. “Que demonios?” she growled. Nikki was momentarily afraid that Sombra wouldn’t be so on board with her being a harem bitch as he was. That fear was assuaged as she made eye contact with the feminine teenager and gave him a toothy grin. She placed the gun down on his coffee table and closed in.

“What do we have here? An atractivo boytoy for me to get down and dirty with…” Sombra slinked onto the couch as Nikki backed away in reactionary fear, “Don’t run away niño, let Miss loba play with you a little.”