Lauren wakes up none the wiser.

Utterly oblivious Lauren awoke happily in the sunshine. She yawned and stretched. She smacked her lips and felt the craving for a cocktail. She rose up and started walking towards the bar. Actually, more of strutting. She knew this bikini showed off her (false) assets perfectly. She noted people were staring. Of course they were! Doubtless, she was hottest woman on this cruise. Smirking she strutted past the pool and off towards the bar.

As she approached, she smiled to see the bartender was a total hottie! A fit, tan man in his early 20's, tall with broad shoulders. She was glad she'd decided on getting a cocktail. Puckering her lips she moved up to the bar, ignoring the glances from the people around. The bartender looked up at her with a start.

"Hello good looking." Lauren purred. "I'd like a double margarita, extra salt, and charge it to my room."

The bartender, eyes wide, looked her up and down. Lauren waited, figuring he was checking her out. Then he grinned.

"Nice try kid." He chuckled. "Now, why don't you run off and find your parents, before I tell them you were trying to buy ****."

"Excuse ME?!" Lauren said indignantly. How dare he speak to her like that! Hottie or no, he was the help! And did he just call her kid? Lauren was constantly mistaken to be younger than she was, and it always infuriated her.

"And you might want to find you're bathing suit, before you get a sunburn." The bartender said with a grin. Lauren raised an eyebrow. What the hell did he mean by that? Suddenly she noted the voices around.

"What's she trying to pull?"

"No decency!"

"Where's her mother?"

"The little scamp thought she could get a drink like THAT?!"

Slowly, with a growing pit in her stomach. Lauren began putting the pieces together. Slowly, terror rising, she looked down at herself.

OH GOD, SHE WAS NAKED!