Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money

Once Upon A Space/Time Warp...

In a Galaxy not as far away as we would probably like... lived a ruthless race of beings known as Spaceballs.

Chapter Twelve (Family Business situations do not qualify for Chapter Thirteen)

After the Destruction of Spaceball One, the peaceful inhabitants of planet Druidia knew that it was proof that walls did not in fact work, and as a result fully disassembled their air shield, getting a great deal on the parts from their cousin Marty down at the wreckers, and reinvesting the money in galactic finance. After the quick Marriage to Lone Starr and surprisingly short pregnancy of Princess Vespa, the happy couple left the kid with a sitter and eloped on a second honeymoon. This was mostly inspired by Lone Starr's Schwartz training, and the need for him to gather large amounts of money and power in order to gain mastery over the Schwartz.

The Prince and Princess are eagerly seeking opportunities to grab as much money as possible from the local Spaceballs, who left without a leader, are eager to seek the comfort that only a true Prince and Princess of the Galaxy can bring. Unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to us, the Spaceballs are secretly building a Second Spaceball One, codenamed Spaceball Two. This Even larger and more impressive ship has surprises that even the writers aren't allowed to know about, and we really kinda need them for the opening crawl, Mel...

Here in Lost Wages, the prime Casino ball of Druidia, the Happy Couple are quietly enjoying an elegant night of well earned triumph... unaware that nearby, sinister and seductive forces wait to threaten their unsuspecting and helpless home.

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