Kevin's early

“Hey, girls! Sorry I’m late, I – Whoa! What is that horrible smell?!”

Lauren’s head shot up as Sam and Emily stopped laughing long enough to turn around. Right in front of them stood Emily’s nineteen-year-old brother, Kevin. The young man took one look at the little woman and stood there; slack jawed with his eyes wide open as he held his nose. “Lauren?!”

Lauren shrieked as she turned beet red, covering her chest as she spun around. Only when she was no longer facing them did Lauren realize that she had just mooned her crush, the little woman plastering both her hands over her bare butt as she cried out in humiliation.

“What happened?” Kevin asked Emily, the latter smiling evilly behind her mask.

“Well, we had just gotten to the campsite,” Emily explained, “when Lauren accidentally scared a family of skunks. And not only did they spray her, but they sprayed all her spare clothes when they sprayed her backpack. She had to burn everything while we wait for Martha to return with the tomato juice.”

“Really?” Kevin asked, “Why didn’t she just wash her clothes down at the lake?”

Lauren went wide eyed at the question, turning on her heel to glare at the two women. “You idiots told me that they were ruined once they were skunked!”

Sam giggled again which caused Lauren to raise an eyebrow…only to gasp in terror when she realized that she had just exposed her front to Kevin, who stood there in complete disbelief at what he was seeing. Lauren shrieked again as she covered herself the best she could, blushing even redder than she thought possible.

“W-w-what happened to – “Kevin began, flabbergasted at the sight before him.

“Oh that?” Emily asked, a smirk behind her face mask. “Turns out everything about Lauren is fake. Her chest, her height, her beer belly – “

“It’s baby fat!” Lauren interjected, going red at the confession.

“All of her!” Emily continued, “She most likely did it to make people think that she’s more mature than she actually looks, and to get bigger tips at work! And if that isn’t enough, she definitely did it to get into your tent…if you get my meaning, little bro.”

Lauren balked at the accusations…even if they were true. She was just about to tear into Emily when she saw Kevin furrow his brow at her in disapproval, almost in disgust, as he shook his head. As Lauren wondered why he was looking at her like that, Emily walked up to her with a giggle.

“I should have probably mentioned before.” Emily whispered to the little woman, “If there is one thing in the entire universe that my brother hates more than anything else, it’s liars.”

Lauren was about to say something when she looked over at Kevin again…her heart sinking when she saw that he and Sam were flirting with one another. Lauren could only whimper in defeat. How could this get any –

“Hey guys, I got the – “Martha called out as she carried a small box and a large grocery bag, only to stop and gasp in “surprise” after seeing Kevin at the campsite. “Hey Kevin! Sorry about the smell, but Lauren had a run in with a…” the woman trailed off as she saw the little woman in question, raising an eyebrow in curiosity. “Who’s the toddler?”

Lauren blushed a neon red. Did she really look that young while naked?! No way! Yeah, she was small for her age, but she still had to look older than that!

“Martha,” Emily began with a chuckle, “this is Lauren.”

Martha looked between Emily and Lauren for several seconds…only to drop her purchases as she fell to the ground in a fit of laughter, Emily and Sam joining in soon after. Even Kevin joined in as well half a second later. Lauren felt her lip quivering as she hung her head again in shame.

After their laughing fit, Emily cleared her throat. “As hilarious as all this is,” she said, “I don’t want you to stink up our campsite any more than you have already. So, let’s get you into that tomato bath. Then you can put on the,” she gave a subtle wink to Martha who gave one in return, “clothes that Martha bought you.”