A voice in the background

"He's fucking one-shot, holy shit How are you this ass?" exclaims a feminine voice somewhere in the background.

Leom's eyebrow visibly twitches at the sound. He clears his throat "Sorry that was just my sister, she's uh, fallen on hard times, she lost her job not too long ago as the goddess of morals since her followers somehow became a criminal cult."

You grin. _Heh, irony. _Though something about that statement bothers you for some reason.

"Just give me a second alright." He turns around and yells "Hey, Ghodea shut up! I'm working right now, this is like, the one thing I get to do every 60 years, let me have this!"

"I'm not even that loud! Leave me alone, and I'll leave you alone, jackass." replies the voice.

Leom turns around again and looks at you with a smile that seems a little **** "So what were we talking about?"

You open your mouth to speak when the voice pipes up again.

"Yeah I may have lost my job but you know what Diascemetes? You're the god of the sea. Preeetty lame, so how about you take that trident of yours and shove it up your as-"

Leom turns around and yells again. "Ghodea! Shut. Up. Jeez."

He puts his face in his hands and sighs heavily. In an attempt to raise his morale you try and feed him some words of encouragement.

"Hey, I feel for you man I really do, if I could take her off your hands for even just a year, trust me I would."

Leom peeks in between his fingers, his eyes boring into you. "What'd you say?"