A Multimillion Dollar Condo

Warning! I am big dummy that does not know how to upload pictures!

Wow I can get a lot with devotion. I guess since it is a lot harder to get in normal circumstances. I don’t want to get something too expensive. Just enough to be comfortable in the city. I always wanted to live in old New York. Hopefully there will be a big kink scene there. Hmm lets see. Search by location. Got it. Oooh I got options. Wow looks like a lot has dropped in price. Oh right Covid. Sweet gonna grab those deals then! Not like I've been sick a day in my life anyway. And I am sure this magic phone got something to help with diseases. Oh shit...1000 devotion is equivalent to 1 million dollars… so 1 devotion is 1 is 1 grand. Shit I can afford a multi million dollar condo! No mortgage payments! Ok I am buying the modern 2 bedroom 3 bath on the upper east side for 4 million dollars!

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Fuck what just happened? I uh I am in the condo. Shit fully furnished and everything. It said it was a turn key. Wow this couch is soft! So many Pillows! Looks just like the pictures! Ok keys to the house, with a pamphlet on the coffee table. This is unreal.

I know a lot of people don’t like modern. Looks too sterile. But I like how simple it is. Lets me feel like there is less clutter. Which is exactly what I need coming from a messy cramped house. Nice open simple modern condo. Ugh this is so nice. But The TV is way too far from the couches...I can fix that, it's got the space to move things around.

Lets see, The kitchen...is fucking empty. Ok welp I guess I am ordering in tonight. I got to do more shopping. I don’t even have a single plate. But otherwise it's perfect. Maybe I could redecorate later. Maybe have a colorful accent wall? I don’t know, I don’t like modern with no colors at all. And Definitely going to replace all the bulbs with rgb ones that I can control with my phone. I know stereotypical gamers love rgb. But it's so nice. And definitely makes a simple space more interesting with colorful lighting. And the cabinets should be more modern looking to go with the rest of the house but that is an easy fix. Especially with the amount of cash I have right now.

Sick the bedroom is just as big as it looked. Damn it's like more than twice as big as my old room. Oh I'm gonna cry, this is so nice. Do I even deserve this? Ok Selene calm down, it's just a bedroom. Needs some work but it will do for tonight. And Great view. Ok I have to admit their are a few odd decorative choices but it works for now, taste is subjective anyway. But at least the mattress is soft. Better than a futon I was sleeping on(though my futon did look cool) and this place was basically free.

Wow the master bath is even more amazing in person! Love it! even has heated floors!

Wow so cute! But why do need pillows so huge?

Fuck I am starving. Let me order some food on doordash or something. Um 20 nuggets and large fry with a large coke. Sick, it has my bank account already linked to the phone. Scary but convenient. And I am so in the need for nugs. I sit down on my couch lounging about as I listen to music and go through the pamphlet. It just seems to say the services it offers

Pre-war meets contemporary splendor with an unrivaled 30,000 square feet of indoor and outdoor amenities, including a 24-hour attended lobby, expansive porte-cochere, and 22,000 square foot courtyard and garden, evoking total privacy and tranquility. The light-filled, two-story Belnord Club further offers a wealth of options for relaxation and entertainment, including a state-of-the-art fitness center, an impressive double-height sports court, a luxurious Club Lounge with a fireplace, separate dining room, children's playroom, and teen room.

Damn that gym do be looking fancy. Even for my lazy ass, maybe I should make use of the gym. If not just to get to know my neighbors. And a lounge area with my neighbors? So wild. Its like a college experience but with a lot more money and privacy.