What're ya buyin'?

The merchant looked over the female goblin and smirked as he turned to face her. "I've got a selection of good things on sale stranger," he said, letting out a deep chuckle. He reached around to he pull his cloak out a bit... before removing his backpack to show his wares. "I've got two sets of waterskin for 5 Rupees apiece, however a good blowjob handjob works as payment for the 5 Rupees, but if you want both, prepare to do it again."

"If you're interested in earning a few Rupees yourself, a good handjob will do," he said as he produced three Rupees next to the waterskin.

Finally, he pulled out the last two items, revealing a small and medium-sized haversack. "I've got a pair of nice haversacks here to contain items from your travels, however they do come at a cost. A good ride for the small one, but if you want this big boy..." He let out a deep chuckle. "It's going to cost you with a good fuck in Every. Single. Hole." He awaited her response.