A Brief Respite before Payback

Several minutes later and Seijo was irate, barely recovered from his ordeal and very sore to say the least, "What the hell people?! You just let me get ass-pounded by her stupid headless horse-girl cock for fuck's sake!"

He was laying out on the couch with all the girls crowded close around him, his flaccid length curving across his thigh as Papi lapped at the piss-slit for every drop of lingering cum. His big testicles hung off the side of the couch between his spread legs, fully engulfed by Suu's distorted slime-girl face, massaged wonderfully inside the busty little blob sitting compactly between his heels.

"I'm so sorry, darling!" Miia cooed. "You looked like you were having a lot of fun! We had no idea she was going to do that!" A furious glare overtook her face as she swiftly twisted to look up and shake her fist at the web cocoon hanging from the ceiling that contained Lala's body, the Dullahan's distressed head dangling below it by her silvery bang, "I knew you were no good from the start! I'll never forgive you for hurting my Seijo!"

"Now now, Miia, she didn't mean it," Meroune said in a calming tone. "Lala's body just got too excited is all." She leaned in to caress his face with both hands, her soft breasts flattening against his chest, as she stared into his eyes. The beautiful Mermaid looked down at him with motherly love as she stroked his hair, "We'll make sure this never happens again, honey."

She kissed him with tongue, her slim fingers rubbing his chest as she bit his lower lip, feeling a stirring in his loins as she pushed her tongue into his mouth, as Suu massaged and sucked on his big testicles.

"Someone is getting excited again," Meroune said with a pleased smile.

"I'll never forgive myself, my lord!" declared Cerea suddenly with feeling, the centaur kneeling on the floor, her massive breasts squashed against his knees as she lay her arms and face across his lap. She looked utterly ashamed and devastated, tears in her eyes, "I should have protected you! Instead I just stood there and reveled in undeserved pleasure..."

"Hey! No more crying!" he said, reaching out and lifting her face, wiping a tear from it with his thumb. "It wasn't your fault. You had no way of knowing. I was fucking your brains out at the time."

The centaur nodded, sniffing as she slowly lifted her bulk off of him, "I'm sorry you had to experience such vile and unnatural pleasures, my lord."

"Vile and unnatural? Fu Fu Fu..." Rachnera laughed, "Our Honey fucks our asses all the time! Is that vile and unnatural?" To Seijo she was bit less flippant, "You truly did look like you were enjoying yourself with your usual absolutely debauched behavior!" She gave him a playful wink, "Making the Dullahan provide the thrust for your fucking of Cerea even as you made her stimulate your insides with her disgusting horse penis... why... that's exactly the sort perverted thing our true love would come up with!"

He stared at her for a moment before snorting, "Glad you approve..." He reached out and plucked one of her erect nipples between thumb and forefinger, he pulled her boob straight out deforming it into a large cone before releasing it to jiggle wildly back into place. She cupped it from below while smirking lasciviously at him, running her tongue along her lip.

Seijo's anger was rapidly cooling off as the girls had spent that last few minutes apologizing profusely and pampering him. It wasn't really their fault. Not to mention the culprit had been swiftly dealt with once he'd managed to actually tell everyone what had happened. They'd all been distracted for obvious reasons and Nera definitely had a point. He was always doing freaky sex stuff with them and with the earrings messing with their wetware they were more than happy to go along with it.

His eyes fell on Kimihito looking particularly pathetic, kneeling naked on the floor behind that fake-butt shaped onahole he'd got him.

That pitiful sight was enough to remind him of the fact that he was the big man here, the one with all the power. With his own pride and self-worth resurrecting, he could see the moment in a different light. He had to admit, the whole thing was kind of funny, even if it had been at his own expense.

He'd been the 'butt' of plenty of jokes before getting the earrings and he'd be damned if he was going to let one incident start a downward spiral into depression.

Right now, he was going to laugh at himself, newly erect penis bobbing out from between his legs as Papi happily batted it back and forth with her blue wings when she wasn't sucking on it.

"Well, the joke is definitely on me!" He laughed, "But I guess that's what you get when you're a manwhore like me. Always looking for the next lay..."

The majority of the girls there laughed along with him, nodding and smiling. But Cerea was scandalized, "Seijo! You are no manwhore! You're my master, our dear lover, and the official sex-provider who does so much for downtrodden liminals everywhere!"

He smirked at the beautiful blond centaur unable to handle her earnest praise that had basically nothing to do with his true character, "You're a kind-hearted soul who should be given praise for his work on our behalf! How dare you make jokes at the expense of your own character!"

Seijo leaned down and kissed her, one hand palming one of her gargantuan breasts as he groped it softly. "And you're the best fuck-slut disciple a master could wish for."

Cerea blushed, but it was a happy blush. She was far too easy to please...but then Seijo didn't really mind.

He slipped out from various girls' hands and bodies, getting to his feet and focusing his attention on Lala. Reaching up he took her head in his hand and tugged upon the length of her hair, tearing it free from the sticky webbing.

Holding Lala's head up, dangling before his face, he asked it, "And what do you have to say for yourself, headless horse-cock woman?"

Lala's eyes rolled around in her head, moving this way and that as she tried to look at Seijo before she finally settled her gaze upon him. Then, with a familiar solemn melodramatic tone she said, "Are you okay dear sir? My apologies that you were unwillingly ravished by my unholy steed, for I know just how sensitive mortal backsides can be..."

Her face was impassive but her golden eyes gleamed. He couldn't really tell if she was being sincere or not or if he was pissed that she was at least partially offloading responsibility onto her headless body like she couldn't control it.

After a moment, he mentally shrugged. He was getting payback either way. You don't just take surprise butt-secks lying down!

"Is that right?" he murmured as his mind raced for a suitable response, his eyes falling on Kimihito and his female-pelvis onahole, giving him the perfect idea. He was soon grasping the sides of her head to hold her firmly before his face as he smiled wickedly, "I will now declare your divine punishment..."

Around him, he could see and feel the soft bodies of his harem as they eagerly watched every moment, knowing that something sexy was going to happen but unsure of just what.

His eyes glinted as he took in a deep breath, his smile turned into a grin, "Lala does not normally consider herself some dark spirit or grim reaper, instead she normally believes that she is a lost discarded sentient sex-toy, part onahole part dildo, she's perfectly designed to provide pleasure to both men and women."

Lala blinked but said nothing. He continued to grin and asked, "Hey Lala... what are you?"

"I am a miraculous artifact of pleasure, given the divine breath of life to deliver ecstasy and erotic delight to mortals and spirits alike!" she declared in her very familiar grandios manner.

Seijo snorted with amusement. Despite the fact he'd casually turned her whole self-concept into something completely stupid and silly, Lala still managed to inject her absurd style of mysterious self-importance into it.

"So you're a sex toy." he said dryly.

"There is no shame in being a sex toy! I am proud to be a divine sex toy, designed by the gods to pleasure all of creation!"

"And who owns you, Miss. Sex-toy?"

"Why you, of course! I was lost, discarded within the hidden depths of that dark forest-" meaning the city park at night, "Divine sex toys are not mere tools to be used and thrown aside! They should be treasured and adored by all! You and your body-servant explored that shadowed wood, faced many hallowed dangers, and rescued me from that sorrowful fate!"

God, this monster girl was something else.

Seijo supposed if he really wanted to be cruel he could **** her to drop that bit about being divine and make her fully accept that she was just a common-place self-ambulatory dildo/onahole sex doll but as he looked over his harem, he decided to let it go. If she had the will to hold on to her delusions of grandeur and dark nobility then so be it.

Besides, the real payback was going to be all the wicked perverted stuff he intended to enact upon her freaky disembodied self!