Hips measured.

"Next the last measurement..." Vanessa lowered the looped tape measurer around Lauren's thick hips.

The crowd leaned in excitedly. It was clear Lauren had long hidden some massive hips! Everyone was excited to find out how big! Vanessa began measuring, though once again she left some slack. Lauren wanted to call foul, but everyone wanted to believe the worst anyways! Her denial would just confirm it in their minds!

"Hips... 41 inches!" Lauren called out. Almost everyone burst out laughing.

"She's shaped like a pear!"

"Or a triangle!"

"What wide hips!"

"And that gut!"

"If only she had a rack to match..."

"I know, smallest tits I've seen!"

Lauren stood, fully exposed, listening to everyone comment on her figure. Even worse, it was all somewhat true. She DID have small tits, a belly and huge hips for her height. She hung her head, cheeks burning so red she felt her face would catch fire...