Let this chick know she's a bae

"Yo girl, I ain't gonna lie, but you got a bangin' hourglass figure. Mmm! I gotta tell ya, if you have some free time, you should hella' shack up with me, cause man girl, I will show you a whole new world of sexual pleasure, and you'll be able to really relax yo'self, 'cause I will treat you right."

Lotchen stares at you dumbfounded, but still looking you up and down, her cheeks flushing just a tad.

"What on Earth didst thou just say?" Lotchen finally says. "I've never heard such a peculiar dialect!"

"He said he thinks you're beautiful," Abernathy says, apparently picking up on your vocab the fastest.

"Beautiful?" Lotchen gasps, covering her mouth, still eying you up and down. "How, how dare you!" she says while slapping you across your face and walking back to the front door. Yeah, you probably had that one coming.

"Rebecca, I can believe that this young sir has indeed come from afar, but know that I will be watching this situation carefully!" Lotchen says to Rebecca, who nods.

"Take care of yourself, Mrs. Swansworth," Rebecca says as pleasantly as she can, closing the door behind her.

Well! That was kind of awkward. Seems like their might be some sort of beef between these two families. But before you can ask about it both Florence and Abernathy begin laughing uproariously.

"Oh my word, did you see her face?" Florence says while gasping for breath.

"I don't know if I've ever seen her so surprised!" Abernathy says while also trying to catch her breath.

"Girls!" Rebecca tries to say, even though she too is trying to hide a visible smile. "Girls, behave yourselves!" Rebecca tries to say to no avail.

Well, you're glad to see things are starting to get a bit more relaxed around here!