Man among man merchants

Mary got in Jacob's pickup truck, as the park wasn't too far from where Mary lived she'd probably end up driving Jacob home with how outraged he was hearing his situation with the mayor. They went to Jacob's normal bar. Fairly non-descript. Inside many of the patron ladies saw Jacob and got excited. After dealing with two titanesses nearly as big as Jacob's apartment this felt like a cake walk, even if Mary wasn't next to him. They made their way to the bar. Normally if a girl was with a guy she'd sit down and hoist him up in her lap but Jacob rarely indulged the girls at the park, maybe for one of their birthdays or after they did something amazing at the park, today Jacob followed through with his routine. He got his feet on the ring around the base, he had to reach up to his head and pull himself up into the seat, spreading his legs around the woman sized seat like he's mounting a horse before sliding in a seat position facing the bartender, she smiled "I'd still give ya a free one each time I see you doin that, Jacob." She remarked playfully "Eb, I'm really not in the mood. The mayor's on my nerves." Ebony the bartender start pouring a woman sized glass, it wasn't how she was supposed to run her business but she'd be damned before she disrespected Jacob. Sharing a respect for his accomplishments like others around him she set the glass down "Not surprising, is it the azelaic chromatic acids in the water supply?" She was also a low key conspiracy nut, her current theory in question referring to the government actively trying to make men even smaller "Something like that." Jacob said with both hands around the glass and using all the muscles in his arms to lift the glass to drink from it. It was just short of a water cooler jug to him. Of course Jacob had a remarkable tolerance to **** so he drank on without fear. Mary had sat next to him and had a drink of her own, though it would take her a few gallons of beer before she got as drunk as Jacob would get. He was wasting no time getting where he was going "You know with incidents like this happening at the park their gonna send some "psych evaluators"." Mary gave quotation marks as she Jacob knew full well these were creeps looking for an excuse to talk to men in the work place. Jacob groaned at just the mention "Don't remind me, damn touchy feel crap peddlers, guess that's another reason to be drinking." Jacob said and Ebony poured a glass for herself "Not to mention that new satellite instillation tryna make all the wild life go crazy and attack men to keep them inside." Ebony said as the three of them clinked glasses

"Annnnnnn I just hit *hic* nyself... with the... kickball. Fuckin-fucking Becky..." Jacob said drunkenly, a few women tried to get an ear in what he was saying but they made sure to seem inconspicuous "Least she didn't try to buy your bath water like that girl in highschool" Mary chuckled "Bell... uh... yeah that one... Nothing like... my mom..." Jacob said, his annoyed expression looking much more displeased "My mom's... actually ah titaness... twenty three f--foot four." Jacob remarked Mary and Ebony shocked to hear this "Damn, that's pretty close to Ada Gardner." Mary remarked, Ada Gardner, a celebrity in her own right for acting, making some weight lifting records, most importantly she was known for being thirty feet tall, the tallest woman ever recorded "Course all the scientists say women can get even bigger than Ada." Ebony added, it was true there were studies claiming women had the ability to reach that size it really depended on how willing they were to exercise to that point, it was a double edged sword, as men would see these women as the biggest they still had the issue of human instincts to fear something or someone so much larger than oneself. "She let it happen..." Jacob said somberly as the two focused on him again "When she was pregnant with me. My dad stuck with her." This shocked Mary and Ebony, "He'd said he wanted to watch me grow up... and see how happy I made my mom." Jacob explained "That's one hell of a guy." Mary remarked, as was expected, typically once a woman was pregnant with a boy she would cycle out of the man's life for other girls to get their chance of having a son with said man. Some might even say its selfish or immoral for a woman to keep her man around after she's gotten a son out of him when some women didn't even get a boyfriend in their first century of life. "But when they got a stroller for me. My mom was tackled to the wall and they took my dad." Jacob explained coldly, Mary and Ebony were silent in shock "My dad was taken by man merchants." The two were very familiar with the black market of man merchants. Women who would kidnap men and sell them for millions in hopes of using such money to get a man to fall for them. "My mom had told me that she was so scared of something happening to me she... let them take my dad. She told me there was no one who could protect me from those women but myself." Mary wanted to do something, anything while Ebony stood there, body frozen in place, the only evidence of her heartbreak were tears trickling down past her mirrored sunglasses