Olivia DIRT #2

Lisa sends you some photos.

They are all of a girl's rear end in various thongs and cheeky panties. The girl has the kind of muscular bubble butt that is all over Instagram, usually in workout accounts and stuff. She probably likes crossfit...

"What is this?" you ask.

• Olivia.

No, it can't be. These look like professional photos...

• She did modelling.

"Whoa! For real?"

Olivia is an ass model? You are suddenly hard.

Lisa sends more photos. Yoga pants, bikini bottoms... a pair of pink boyshorts that show her cheeks...

• I looked at her credit card history and saw she took poledancing lessons.

"What? She's a stripper? I thought she was a computer genius," you say.

• She does not strip. Pole dancing is a legitimate form of exercise, Riley.

"Really?"

• Don't judge. It's a workout.

"OK..."

Olivia is amazingly hot. You are jealous of her boyfriend.