Hang out with some sexy celebs.

"Where would I find Earth girls who look like you two, but who are willing to... you know," you say.

"Where?" says Aphrodite. "Custodian, haven't you been paying attention to my jibber-jabber? They're positively everywhere!"

"Give him a break, Aphro," Grace says. "This is all new to him."

"You're right," Aphrodite says. "Fine, we will give you a ride to Hollywood 2.0. After all, you are perceiving us as sexy film actresses, are you not?"

"I am," you say, wondering what the real Grace and Aphrodite look like.

"Our kind does not have eyes or retinae, no are we perceptible by these organs," Aphrodite says rather cryptically. "That's why it's way healthier for you to be fucking human actresses. If you were fucking us, you'd be imagining us as some kind of tentacle monster. And I do not believe this to be one of your kinks."

"It is not," you say.

"Before we go though, I must warn you," says Aphrodite. "Due to obscure intergalactic copyright laws and other shenanigans, I had to change up a couple of celebrity names. See, if it appears in my logs that you had sex with a famous movie actress from Earth 1.0., I might get in trouble. You won't believe what kind of connections these Hollywood lawyers have."

"... you keep a log of who I have sex with?" you say.

"Hey, no kink-shaming," Grace tells you with a wink.

"Anyway, you might end up with a Skylar Jennison (of 'Revengers' fame) or a Liz Tayler (of 'Lore of the Rings' fame) instead of... you know. But, it will be unmistakeable to you who they are a copy of."

You can't help but feel a slight pang of disappointment at these new names. "Aside from their names and the names of the movies they star in, has anything else changed?" you ask the devious goddesses.

Grace laughs. "Well, 'Skylar''s tatas haven't changed a bit, and she still looks every bit as delicious in a skintight black uniform. But what HAS changed is her deep-seeded need to please you."

You quickly cast aside any objections you might have had and agree to accompany the two goddesses, who have seem to conjured a portal out of nowhere. Is Aphrodite sure she never saw 'Rick and Morty'?