Drink like there's no Tomorrow

Butcher and Haddock led the squad to a large hall at Sea Whore. "Welcome to the best part of Sea Whore, The Sea whore's Saloon! We have so much **** here that the whole ship might explode by lighting a match!" Said Haddock Smiling

The hall was relatively large and had a enormous Bar Table, in the other corner of the Saloon was an old piano, and large barrels of Beer, rum and wine could be seen in the corners of the Saloon.

Rustam happily pointed to the piano: "Ey Joonam*1! Does that piano work?"

"As long as I remember it worked fine!" Haddock put his pipe back in his mouth.

Butcher stood in front of everyone: "Well, I know I was not very kind to you, but I'm going to cheer you up tonight! There is a long way to Metropolis and we are at sea for at least a few days. So I want you to enjoy your rest and Drink like there's no Tomorrow! "

The squad members shouted with joy.

"Butcher you're The Best!"

"Hell Yeah!"

"Thanks **** Master!"

"I preferred Tea but i think booze will do the job too!" Said Mad Hatter playfully.

Butcher called out to the king shark, "Hey Sharky, put the Weasel's cage in a corner of the saloon and pour a drink for him! And Whenever you are finished, bring one of these barrels to the Bridge of the ship for me and the captain."

"Why do I have to do all the carrying?"

"I'm really sorry, i give you these jobs because you are the Strongest, believe me it's not personal!"

Butcher shouted loudly, "so every body enjoy your lives while you can!"

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Rustam eagerly swallowed his beer to the last drop. Deadshot, who was staring at him with surprise, asked, "Hey man, does your religion even allow you to drink ****?!"

"No, it doesn't. Does your religion allow you to kill people for money ?!"

"I do not think so!"

"Ha ha, my religion allows me to kill whoever is not willing to accept Islam. Are you willing to become a Muslem ?!" Said Rustam with a Smile.

Deadshot tried to reach for his gun.

But Rustam slapped him on the back and said: "Do not worry Friend, that's one of the many reasons that I'm secular and I fight against the Islamic Republic of Iran. Fuck religions, life is what you see so enjoy every moment of it. "

On the other side of the bar riddler sat next to Catwoman: "Oh my dear Cat, i see that your last Heist didn't work out very well and now you're wearing a brand new choker bomb, atleast the one that i gave you had keys. "

"Fuck off Eddy, i'm not in the mood for your lectures." Said Catwoman with bad temper.

Harley Quinn waved her hand for Catwoman from the other side of the table: "Hey Kitty, come over here and join me and frosty. we're having an interesting Conversation and i wanna know your opinion on it."

"Sorry Eddy, I know i fucked you hard by stealing all of your money but you deserved it." Selina smiled bitterly at the riddler. Then she got up from her chair and walked over to Harley and Frost.

"So Tell us Kitty, which one of these Dorks you willing to Fuck!" Harley said after taking another sip of her whiskey.

"What the fuck Harley ?! why would i want to do such a thing." Said Selina with surprise.

"C'mon Cat, we're just playing and No one's gonna judge 'cuz this stays between us, for example frosty here is eager to have that Australian boomerang guy."

"And who did you choose ?!"

Killer Frost started laughing: "you really don't wanna know!"

"Condiment king! You know i always liked the Funny guys, he's really Cute!"

Catwoman and Killer Frost Were both **** with laughter.

Harley Continued: "it's your turn kitty Cat."

After drinking her whiskey, Selina carefully examined the men in the room and after a long pause said, "I think that Deadshot guy wouldn't be a bad choice!"

"Oh a BBC! That's a big Score!" Said killer frost smiling.

"Shut up Frost, i prefer him to your Australian Clown"

After some more whiskey shots, Harley said: "Hey Girls, i can't wait any more, i'm going to talk to Mitchell, C'mon Girls it will be a hell of a fun!"

Then she jumped up from her chair and continued, "Don't worry, I'm going to tell the other two to join you."

The young men of the squad gathered around the round table.

"I'm tellin you, that fish wasn't an ordinary one ..."

Harley Quinn jumped in the middle of Captain Boomerang's speech:

"Hey guys, how are you doing? I'm afraid that me and the girls have to borrow three of you gentlemen!"

"Hell Yeah, I've been waiting for this moment from the start." Said Kiteman.

"Sorry Chuck, you and Red aren't in the list."

"Wait a minute! Who preferred Mitchell to me ?!"

Harley stared to the ground.

"Ha ha, in your face Chuck. I've been always better than you." Said Condiment King.

With a broken Heart, Kiteman drank another sip of his whiskey.

"Fuck them! I'd rather join the political debate between riddler and that iranian guy to those whores!" Said Redhood to Kiteman after others left the scene.

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Song of the Chapter:

Why we drink by Justin Moore

*1 Ey joonam=oh Dear