Harley Gets Saucy

"So what's The plan lasses?!" Said Captain Boomerang.

"Your plan is to defrost me!"answered Killer Frost.

"And Mitchell is with me, i saw a lot of empty Cabins on the ship. We go there and have a little fun!" Said Harley with an evil smile.

"Can i bring my Condiments?!" Asked Mitchell.

"Sure my love! Don't Forget your sauce gun too!"

"Oh yeah! This is going to be extraordinary!"

Dead Shot put his hand on Catwoman's shoulder:" I assume you should be the one who picked me up!"

"Maybe,Maybe not!" Said Catwoman Seductively.

"What are we waiting for, lets go and find our rooms!" Said Harley excitedly

"I'm all into this but lasses don't you think this may make Butcher angry? i really like to keep my head!" Said Captain Boomerang.

"Fuck that Guy! I'm willing to lose my head for a taste of my kitty." Said Deadshot while massaging Catwoman's shoulder.

Condiment king mocked Captain Boomerang "We have a coward here!"

"I think i should replace him with kiteman!" Said killer Frost.

"Easy! I'm just saying we should be cautious. No need to be harsh, mates!" Said Captain Boomerang.

"So shut your Goddamn mouth for a second and be a good boy!" Added Killer Frost.

They walked behind Harley and reached a long corridor of adjacent cabins on one of the floors of the ship.

"Here we are, let's split up!" Harley said with Joy.

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Harley and Mitchell entered the first room and they closed the door behind them. Harley jumped on the old bed:

"Come on Mr Mayo, i'm waiting for you!"

"My guns are ready Miss Quinn, but you have to get naked first!"

"If you say so, condom Head!"

Harley Slowly began to take her Clothes off. Condiment king watched her with pleasure. Eventually Harley got rid off her panties.

"Here you go, now i'm naked like a newborn."

Condiment king aimed his sauce Guns at Her. "Raise your hand or i will shoot your beautiful breasts!"

Harley Rubbed her well shaped Breasts with her Hands.

"Please, i didn't do anything Wrong!" Harley raised her hand above her head.

"Too late!" Condiment king pulled the triggers of his guns, shooting ketchup and mustard at Harley's shelterless Breasts. Harley screamed"Ha Ha,that's it! Paint my breasts with your condiments."

He stopped shooting at her when he painted her breasts with his sauce. Now one of Harley's breasts was red and the other was yellow.

Harley laughed with joy: " that was fun! Does my lil pussy get any treatment too?"

"Don't Worry, i have suitable Condiments for every part of you!"

He put his right hand in his pocket and pulled out a large pickle. Harley sat on the old bed and spreaded her legs for him. Condiment king put himself in the right position then started rubbing The pickle on her Vagina, Harley moaned quietly.

"The mighty Pickle is ready to enter this Sandwich, watchtower do you give permission?!" Said Condiment king playing with the pickle.

"Everything is fine and orderly! Permission is granted to land on your airport and enter your hanger!" Answered Harley.

"I received your message loud and Clear!"

He shoved the pickle inside Harley's Vagina gently. Harley was moaning in pleasure.

Condiment king pulled out his Mustard gun with his left hand and thrusted the pointy tip of it in Harley's Cunt.

While still Fucking Her with the pickle , he pulled the trigger of his gun and pumped Mustard inside Harley.

"Wow, that's really Hot, i'm burning!"

"Don't Worry about it, Mustard Seeds can not make you pregnant!"

"Ha Ha! You're even funnier than Mr J!"

He increased his speed,Harley couldn't take it anymore and she orgasmed with loud Screams. The pickle broke into two pieces and Mixtures of Mustard and Harley's Cum flowed out of her pussy.

"Woo hoo! This was one of the best orgasms in my entire life!"

"Condiments always make foods tastier!"

"You're The Best, now it's your turn to be pleased!"

Condiment king unzipped his pants and grabbed his Penis with his hands. Harley knelt in front of him , waiting for him to cum on her face and breasts. He began to jerk off faster and faster.

"Now it's time for your last Condiment !King of the condiments! The Mayo!" Said Condiment king with heavy breathing.

"Ha ha! Give me your delicious Mayonnaise !"

With his Quick hand Movements, began repetitive beep sounds and the red light around Condiment King's neck bomb started to flash quickly.

With the last beep sound the bomb exploded and Condiment king's Head was blew up into pieces and blood fountains splashed from his headless neck on Harley.

"Fuck, i was waiting for a Mayo not a ketchup!"

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Author's note: I hope i brought a smile on your face instead of Cum in your Pants :)

Here is a song to make the matters worse:

Wolf's Totem by Hu