Well, you got 99 problems...

You got 99 problems, maybe the girlfriend shouldn't be one, right? You got the power to change people with the roll of a die. You've changed your corporate grind to something more eye-catching, accidentally, you must admit. Might as well make use of it to simplify your personal life as well, right?

And currently, your biggest stress factor is your girlfriend, Emily. You suspect she's cheating on you and you're feeling that you're getting more and more distant. You've been together for years, and sure, it takes two to tango and you've probably not invested enough energy into maintaining the relationship as well. Still, work gets in the way and you've talked about how much better things would get the moment you both got senior positions and would make enough money to pay down your debts...

Then again, why go to the mountain when you can make the mountain come to you?

You pull out the die and roll it in your palm, leaving your work phone buzzing for some of the miniskirt girls to answer.

If Emily was cheating on you, that would be a pain in the ass to resolve. Breaking up, moving out, finding a shittier apartment with longer commute. You don't know if she is though, and there is a risk that you might roll poorly and get some backlash from the die.

Some caution in the wording would be in order here. What if you wished that Emily was bisexual and more sexually liberated and that she was okay with an open relationship? Oh, and hotter, as in ten out of ten, body of a goddess, but still slightly submissive or romantic to your average looks? what is that, about five to six adjustments?

A feeling flows over you and you get a suspicion that the change will make the die inert for six hours. Hm, you wonder why it would need that much time, but you shrug. One hour or six hours, you should be able to handle whatever happens in that time, right?

'Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen? There's always an undo option,' You think to yourself and toss the die onto the table.