Sea Cottage

It's beautiful. A tiny cottage on a cliff overlooking the ocean. It looks cozy. Maybe whoever lives here will be able to tell you how to get back to Cerulean City. You run out of the woods towards the little cottage. You knock on the door, and can hear some clanging from the other side. You wait for a minute with nobody coming to answer the door. You try knocking again but the clanging inside drowns out the sound. You grab the doorknob slowly opening the door. "Hello? Is any one home?" you call out.

A nerdy looking guy is wrapped up a tangle of wires. He's hitting the clanging machine and not paying any attention to you. You get closer before talking again, "Hi, the door was unlocked. I was hoping to get directions back to town." The moment you speak he turns to you and nearly jumps out of his skin in shock. He falls over backwards, becoming truly entangled in the mess of wires. He hangs upside down suspended above the ground.

"It's um straight out my door across my pond bridge. Then you hook a right and follow the path all the way to Cerulean. But um, could you maybe help me out here?"

"Of course, thank you so much," you go over to him and start looking at what is keeping him aloft. You follow the wires tugging at the tautest of the bunch. Somehow the wires are wrapped around his belt. The simplest solution seems to be just taking the belt off.

You reach out and tug on the loose tail of the belt, "Woah what are you ..." *Thud* He falls to the ground as soon as the belt is loosened. He slipped right out of his pants and is now lying on the ground in nothing but a t-shirt. He tries to tug his shirt down to hide his penis from view, but the shirt isn't long enough to cover the dangling extremity. He gives up sprinting across the room, you try not to laugh as you watch his pale white ass bounce across the room. He pulls a new pair of pants out of a dresser in the corner, quickly covering himself once again. "Thank you," he says as he approaches you again, his cheeks bright red in embarrassment. "Although if you wouldn't mind, I could use some help with testing this machine."

"Sure I don't see why not. What is this machine?"

"Well I've been working on a way to transport people over a long distance. I'm using a lot of the same tech I developed in the digitizing properties of my PC system. But this time instead of items and pokemon, I want to digitize people and undigitize them somewhere else. It will revolutionize travel. Just imagine waking up in Cerulean and being able to commute via this machine to Lumiose City all the way in Kalos," he just keeps going on and on.

"Wait, did you say your PC system? Who are you?"

"Oh yea, the name's Bill. And I invented the PC system used around the world," he sticks his hand out. You shake hands floored that this man invented the system you use all the time. He must be incredibly smart, but then again you did just see him get wrapped up in a bundle of wires. "So anyways, I'm actually ready to test the machine. I just need your help pressing the starter."

He brings you over to a panel of buttons and walks you through what to do. He then steps into one of the two pods in the room and gives you a thumbs up through the glass window on the pod. You follow his directions, pushing a series of buttons. A flash of light emanates from the pod Bill walked into, followed by a similar light in the other pod. You can't see Bill through the window any more. Did it really work? Did he just teleport across the room. You run over opening the other pod. But you don't see Bill, just a Clefairy.

"OH my god. It worked!" the Clefairy calls out in Bill's voice. It wraps it's stumpy arms around your legs, then stops looking up at you. "But why are you so tall all of a sudden?" Oh my, is this Clefairy, Bill? Bill runs across the room on his stumpy little Clefairy legs. He reaches a mirror by his dresser and lets out a chilling scream. "I'm a pokemon!"

You try to console him and offer your help to reverse it. "Oh no I see what happened. The teleporting system used some of my code from the PC system and it crossed any digitized data it didn't recognize with that of a pokemon. I think I can fix it but I'll need a sample of my DNA, my human DNA," he says gesturing to his pink fluffy body. "I'll work on correcting the code. Could you search the place for some of my DNA? A hair perhaps in the bathroom?"

You run towards the bathroom to look for anything to help the shape shifted inventor. When you open the door you are surprised to see a robot. The robot is pulling a brush out of it's chest. The room is spotless, "I need some of Bill's DNA, did you just clean that brush? What happened to the hair stuck to it?"

The robot opens a compartment in its chest revealing a small incinerator. Well there goes that shot. The bathroom is spotless. There isn't a sign of anything organic. You tell the robot to stop cleaning, and decide to search his bedroom, maybe you'll find a hair on his pillow. His bedroom is clean as well. You've got to get one of those cleaning robots for your mom, this place is spotless. You spot a trashcan next to his bedside, filled with tissues. You look closely and thanks to the lotion on hand and your own experiences you identify the substance on the tissues as cum. Well it's not a hair but it should do the trick. You pinch the corners of the tissue trying to not touch the disposed of semen. But when it starts to drip out, you instinctively cup your hand under the tissue. A string of cum dripping to your hand leaving a strand of fluid connecting your hand to the tissue.

Bill's Clefairy eyes bulge out of his head when he sees you approaching with one of his cum rags. He won't even look at you as he instructs you to deposit the sample into a nearby receptacle. You take the opportunity to go wash your hands and while in the bathroom you reactivate the cleaning robot. When you return Bill is climbing back into the first pod. "Okay just like last time," he calls out as he closes the door. You follow the same set of button presses, and the pods flash again. But this time a fully human Bill steps out of the pod, except he is missing all of his clothes. Looking down at himself to check if he's human, he lets out a yelp at realizing his nudity. His hands quickly cupping his crotch as he once again runs to the dresser.

He comes back towards you with a new pair of pants on. He hasn't found a shirt yet but he has a piece of paper in his hands. "Here, they give these things away to us rich folks trying to buy some clout for their new services, or get us to buy more of what they're selling. I wasn't going to go so you should take it as a thank you for helping me not be stuck as a Clefairy," he hands you the paper. You look at it and see that it's a boarding pass for the S.S. Anne. It's a cruise with stops all over the world. It would be gone for too long, it would interfere with your pokemon journey. But you could sell the ticket. Or perhaps you could give it to your mom.

You leave and follow Bill's directions on how to get back to town. You video call your mom when you get back to your room. "Hey mom guess what."

"Oh did you get your next badge?" she asks excitedly.

"No, mom. That's Tuesday. I just got a ticket to an awesome cruise."

"Wow, that's awesome honey. You'll have so much fun!"

"But I can't go, it'd ruin my journey. So I want you to go instead."

She shrieks in excitement. The camera shakes and you lose all sight of your mom. When you mom finally settles back into view, you tell her how it leaves Vermilion City next week. You tell her that you should be able to meet her there to see her off. She leaves the call excited and starts planning on what to pack. You fall asleep happy with your mom's excitement.