Project : Let's Get Debbi Laid !

"I suppose you're going to get a bloody 50% off treatment ?" Debbi accused Carol as she returned to her office. "Ah, I guess you've seen the email then ?" Carol answered sympathetically, since Debbi seemed peeved. "The whole bloody office has seen the email. And the web site. And my bum !" Debbi stormed. Carol had to admit to herself that it had been the talk of the water cooler. "It's a beautiful bum" she tried to pacify her. "That's as maybe but I didn't want the entire company to see it, yet alone everyone else who goes to that web site" Debbi complained. "But those other people won't know who you are. And Jeff and the spa people are happy. It's not so bad" countered Carol. "Humph !" was all that Debbi could say. "Cheer up, we're going home soon" said Carol. Debbi's car was in for maintenance and Carol had given her a lift this morning.

A little later in her bedroom, a naked Debbi was resting her head on Carol's ample bosom after her assistant had just brought her to a shattering climax ! "You needed that" Carol observed. "I did" Debbi agreed. "What you really need is a good seeing to" Carol decided. "How long since the fireman ?"

"Too long"

"Can't you call him up ?"

"And say what exactly ? How about coming round for a shag ?"

"I bet he would"

"I'm sure he would but that's not the point" said Debbi. "We need to get you laid though" Carol insisted. "What about Simon or Stew ?" Carol was referring to two of the young programmers who worked for Debbi. Debbi had always thought that Stew was cute but she demurred. "Too many complications."

"Kieron then ?" suggested Carol, talking about the simple post boy who was hopelessly besotted with Debbi. "Don't be cruel" Debbi laughed. "He'd come in his pants before I even got my bra off !"

"Or Gilbert ?" Carol giggled, thinking of the lecherous old security guard. "Eww" Debbi pulled a face. "He probably can't get it up anyway !"

"You could always suck the MD's cock like Diane ?" Carol ventured. Debbi just glared at her friend. "OK, so nobody at work then. But it shouldn't be too difficult, think of all those northern boys when we were in Cyprus ? They were all over you like flies in a honey pot !"

"Yeah, but I didn't shag any of them"

"You could have done though"

"True" admitted Debbi. Carol continued to ponder. "We could put an ad online on one of those dating sites. Gorgeous 26 year old office manager needs a good seeing to. No strings attached. Only hunks with big cocks need apply !" Debbi laughed. "Knowing my luck, I'd probably pull a serial killer !"

"I bet if you dressed up in your best party clothes and went and sat on your own in any bar, you'd get chatted up within seconds" Carol suggested. "Yes but by what kind of bloke ?" Debbi objected. "We've got that convention in a couple of weeks, we can do it then. There ought to be some presentable guys there ?" Carol persisted. She was determined to get Debbi laid !