You sit on your couch, bored as you wait for the newest Smash update to finish downloading. You just hope it doesn't ruin the balance for some of your favorite characters. Supposedly it was going to do something to World of Light, which sounds weird to you since you were pretty sure they were done adding and editing modes. Oh well, maybe it will be cool.
This is a pretty normal night for you. Other people might feel like going out and being productive members of society, but you'd rather just play games. Your slovenly lifestyle has led to you not being as fit as you should be, but luckily pretty much all of that weight settled in your boobs, butt and thighs. You're what people would call "thicc," not that you'd ever display that, though. You're usually bundled up in a baggy hoody and jeans that don't betray your figure, and you aim to keep it that way.
The update finishes, finally, and you start up the game. You were going to go to your usual online matches but on a whim you decide to check and see if they really did something new to Word of Light. Sure enough when you scroll over to the page you see "World of Light (Strip Edition)"
"Huh?" You say, clicking on it, completely nonplussed. Suddenly your vision dims and you feel dizzy. By the time you shake your head you find yourself in a white void. As you stare in utter confusion red text appears before you, floating as though holographically:
"WELCOME TO WORLD OF LIGHT (STRIP EDITION). THE WORLD OF SMASH BROS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY AN EVIL **** INTENT ON STRIPPING THE DIGNITY FROM AND ENSLAVING NINTENDO HEROINES. ONLY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO FIGHT BACK AND SAVE THE WORLD. HOWEVER, TAKE CARE THAT YOU ARE NOT STRIPPED AND ENSLAVED AS WELL."
"W--what!?" Is all you can manage.
"PLEASE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING RULES:"
"1: EACH FIGHTER WILL HAVE A SET AMOUNT OF STOCK EQUAL TO HER ITEMS OF CLOTHING"
Suddenly in the periphery of your vision you notice seven cartoon icons that look like Smash stock pictures, though they are drawn representations of your clothing. Your shoes, socks, hoodie, jeans, t-shirt, bra and panties are represented in a rough, cute style that is nonetheless distressingly accurate. You feel a blush forming on your face.
"2. EACH TIME YOU ARE DEFEATED TRADITIONALLY YOU WILL LOSE ONE OF YOUR ITEMS OF CLOTHING"
"3: THE MATCH ENDS ONCE YOU OR YOUR OPPONENT IS STRIPPED NAKED"
"4: IF YOUR DEFEATED OPPONENT IS A SPIRIT, YOU'LL GAIN ACCESS TO THAT SPIRIT AND SOME OF THEIR POWER. IF YOUR DEFEATED OPPONENT IS A FELLOW FIGHTER THEY WILL JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST. YOU SHOULD BUILD YOUR BONDS WITH THEM. WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU IF YOU DO?"
You see a representation of a spirit, Shantae. Curiously she looks like herself rather than just Zero Suit Samus recolored. A part of you not numb with shock feels like it's cool for them to actually be in the game and not just static jpegs. You also see a representation of Peach on the other side, looking at you with a blushing, slightly horny expression as she bites her lip. You feel your face heat up even more. What even is going on with this!? The figures vanish and the rules continue.
"5: IF YOU ARE DEFEATED, THE SPIRIT OR FIGHTER WILL BE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WISH WITH YOU AND YOUR JOURNEY WILL END AS A PRISONER. CERTAIN DECISIVE LOSSES MIGHT SEE YOU DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO THE BEING AT THE HEART OF THIS EVIL PLAN TO BE TOYED WITH BY IT PERSONALLY."
"I...um...can I back out of this?" You ask meekly You see no exit.
"6: AFTER WINNING A BATTLE YOU GET RANDOM REWARDS. THESE RANGE FROM ITEMS TO GIVE YOU A BOOST OR DEBILITATE YOUR OPPONENTS, A PROTECTIVE SHIELD AROUND CLOTHING ITEMS OR EVEN RECOVERING A LOST STOCK."
"NOW...CHOOSE AN ABILITY SET TO START YOUR ADVENTURE"
Before you three figures emerge. They look like the trophies for the Mii Brawler, Swordfighter and Gunner. It would seem you are borrowing the kit of the Mii fighters for this mode. That's a shame. They definitely aren't your mains. Of course, since you're seemingly physically fighting yourself maybe knowing the button layouts doesn't matter anyway. You consider...what would fit best for you?
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