Well they try

Terry and Megan enter the mall. "Ah so nice to be doing whatever all summer." Megan says stretching. Terry smiles and takes her hand. "Yeah, so what's your plan today?" he asks. Megan smiles. "So I dragged you clothes shopping for two reasons. I need new bras and well..." She now whispers in his ear "We need some shoes." Terry blushes. Megan quickly gets her shopping done and she drags Terry into the quietest shoe store they can find. They head to the back of the women's section and Megan plops down. "So steal a foot and measure." she says with smile. Terry looks around nervously and slips off his shoe. They watch his left foot grow a bit and they quickly measure it. Megan looks around and finds a comfy pair of canvas shoes in the size they need. As they leave, a couple near by starts making a scene. "You idiot! Don't drop that!" yells a large man to his much smaller wife. "I'm sorry." she says quietly as he continues to shout at her. "What a douche. Hey you should take something from him." Megan suggests. Terry goes white. "What? Why?" Megan stops. "Oh I'm sorry. Too far? I was thinking you should take his dick or something. That was dumb." The man yells "Clean up and meet me in the car." and he storms into a bathroom. Megan rushes over to help her get things together. Terry stands there holding the bags.