Pantsed

Youre 28 years old and life is looking good for you. You have a steady job with income, bills are paid and you have a beautiful girlfriend who doesn’t mind the small problem that’s bothered you for years.

You plan a trip to the beach with her and you’re so excited for it. You get there lay on the beach, and your eyes immediately go to a group of college ages girls, all tan and looking amazing in their bikinis.

Your girlfriend notices you staring and tells you

“If you think they’re so hot why don’t you go introduce yourself?”