Don't know, stopped caring, let's have some fun!

Me and my mom walked upstairs, hand and hand. Until we reached our room, we sat on the bed and i could tell by that look in her eye that she was thinking that i was about to fuck her. Sadly though, i already busted a nut and now i need answers.

"So mom, what did you call yourself back there?" She looked at me confused for a few seconds before smiling. "A cock worshiper!" God it was so weird hearing my mom say stuff like 'cock worshiper' like it was something normal to say. "But i thought you where a atheist?" She nodded her head. "Well i was my lord, but once i saw your penis i realized that there was a god, you. Am sorry for taking so long to understand this." She looked very gulty when she said this, like she regreted her every action that didn't invole my dick. "That's okay mom." I tell her while rubbing her shoulder.

Ok so let's think about this for a bit, so she thinks that my cock is divine for some reason. But when she told dad that he just accepted it for some reason, which is very out of character for him. So either this is a dream, or they are both going insane. Well, i guess there is the small chance that my prick is actually a god. But as much as i'd like that to be true, i don't have enough proof to back that up.

"So mom, since my dick is god. And i know what it wants, i can tell you to do stuff. And you'll do it?" I mean that how it worked in the bible right? God gave some guy two rocks with five rules each on them, or at least i think that's how the story went. I don't know i didn't read the bible. Despite how much my grandmother wanted me too.

She smiled. "Yes of coruse, is there any rules i need to follow to make you happy my lord?" Well, i mean i still don't know what is going on. But she is turning me on again so answers can wait. I reach over a grab one of her large breasts. "First commandment, i am allowed to touch any part of a believer's body any time i want, and anywhere i want." She moaned, and nodded her head. "I like this rule~" She purred out as she leaned against my shoulder.

"Ok now for commandment number two, believer's are not allowed to touch or look at another man penis. They may only pleasure me, and i can have sex with as many women as i want." I added this commandment to fuck with my dad, but if i do actually end up with some sort of sex cult this will be a useful rule. "I promise no man, or women will touch me my lord! I am yours!"

Hearing her say that to me was so fucking hot, just being in control was so amazing. "And the third commandment is that believer's do not pick out their own clothes anymore, i pick and choose what they wear.' This was all i could come up with at the moment, but i was sure that i would make up more rules in the future. "Is there ok for me to wear my lord?' I smile and move my hand down to her ass, giving it a frim squeeze. "Yep, this will be fine. Now, how about we head down the stairs?" I say as i take her by the hand, walking her downstairs. Getting ready ro both fuck with my dad, and to test out some more things.

Once we came down, we saw my dad eating some toast. Of coruse his face quickly soured when he saw me groping her ass. "Can i guess that this is apart of your weird religion." She rolled her eyes at his comment. "Yes, the divine cock wants our son to grope and touch me whenever and however he wants to. And i'll tell you something else, my lord also wants you to keep your hands off of me! If you try and touch me again, i'll make sure your ass is tossed in jail!" She says, with a level of hate and spite i have never heard before.

My dad just laughs. "Eh, you wheren't putting out lately anyways." Well that was, odd. On one hand i was glad he didn't freak out but on the other it is going to be alot harder to fuck with him like this. I give my mom a playful slap on the ass. "Go cook me some bacon and eggs." She gasped, and rushed to the kitchen. My dad only reaction being a roll of the eyes.

I keep doing things like this, groping her in front of him, calling her things like 'a good little cockslut' or 'my new cumdump.' I even made her lick my balls in front of him, yet he did nothing to stop me. When i asked why he just muttered something about 'religious freedom.'

My mom pulled back, and with a wet popping sound released my balls from her mouth. "My lord, school is about to start soon. Shall i bring you there?" I was about to say no, and that i didn't want ro go there anymore but then i realized that this is the perfect place to test some stuff out. "No, i'll get myself there. Have a good day at work mom, and remember my rules." I say as i walked out the door. "Yes my lord. I cannot wait until we both come back home!"