#-Experimental harem

Okay, sir. Upper management has decided that you could be a candidate for a possible experiment. Now this experiment will not be harmful to you. However, it will be long term, with a minimal testing period of 1 year, and will require you leave your home for the entirety of that time.

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Why will you have to leave, and for so long? That's confidential. All I can say is that you will be trying out a new kind of harem, and not only that, you will be paid handsomely for your assistance, and given comfortable lodging and care during the duration of your stay. In fact, you may never want to leave.

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How much? $10,000,000, US currency. Now, if you want to apply to be a candidate for this experiment, please Press 1. If not, Press 2.