Beth

Beth comes in wearing light blue fishnet hose, a hot pink knee-length skirt that was very tight, a tight forest green blouse, and a pink and blue plaid blazer. She had pink highlights in her hair and blue lipstick.

"Come with me, Beth," you tell her and lead her into her old office. Before you enter, you speak to Joan. "Did you have anal with your husband, and did he piss on you?"

"Yes, it took a lot of convincing to get him to pee on me," she said meekly.

"Do it again tonight. It makes you orgasm when he fucks your ass and again when he pisses on you. After tonight, do it twice a week. Get Beth a coffee and have you and three other people spit in it."

You go into the office where Beth is sitting in a chair in front of the desk.

Beth follows you in.

"Beth, you need to wear spike-heeled boots with heels a least 4 inches high. If you can find white leather or latex boots, that would be great. Also, when you walk, sway your hips more, so you're not walking like a lumberjack."

"Sounds good," said Beth.

"When is your next court case?"

Beth checks her watch. "Ten this morning."

"What's the case?"

"A woman was rear-ended by a delivery truck. We are suing the company."

"Was the woman injured?"

"No."

"Are you claiming she was injured?"

"Yes."

"Do you have a doctor you use that will always give you a favorable diagnosis in exchange for you sending him clients?"

"Yes, Dr. Thomas Bruce."

"How much damage was done to the the woman's car?"

"Fifteen hundred dollars."

"How much are you suing for?"

"Thirteen thousand."

"In court, I want you to play with your hair while you talk. I want you to tell the jury that women like you and your client love to be rear-ended, but not by delivery trucks. I want you to tell the jury that before the accident, your client used to enjoy anal sex three times a week, and regular doggie style sex twice a week, and since the accident, your client cannot enjoy anal or doggie style sex. Tell them your client can now only orgasm when masturbating in the bath while she watches porn. If the judge says anything about your testimony, tell the judge to take the dildo out of his ass. Got it?"

"Yes."

"While the opposing counsel is speaking, suck your thumb and pick your nose. It'll show how little you think of the job he's doing."

Beth laughs.

"Finally when talking to the jury, act as sexy as possible and use the sexist voice you can do."

There was a knock on the door. Joan came in with a cup of coffee. "Coffee, one sugar two creams, Ms Kerney."

"Thank you, Joan."

Joan handed the coffee to Ms. Kerney. When she looked at you, she winked and left.

Beth sipped her coffee.