Interview with Coleen

I had let myself be dressed and makeup applied without using much persuasive intervention then I was led out onto the studio balcony to be interviewed by the lunchtime anchor, Coleen Rowland. The cameras and lighting were rolled into position, then she appeared in full makeup looking more lovely in the flesh than I had realized from TV. "5 minutes to broadcast", called a voice from behind the cameras. Coleen positioned herself a few feet from me, and checked her reflection in the office windows before offering her hand. I shook it warmly.

"just call me Rick". I said.

"Ok Rick. Just relax and I'll try to keep the questions light and chatty". she said trying to put me at ease.

"That's ok. I'll lead. Please believe that everything I say is true and reasonable. If I ask you something please answer it completely truthfully".

"Sure," she said as if to say why would I say anything else.

I let her chat a little trying to explain the process to me as if I was a complete novice (ok I was a complete novice on TV), until the voice behind the camera called "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, live!"

"Hi. This is Coleen. I'm here today with Rick.Rick has just taken control of LIHT-TV and would like to address our audience. I'm sure we're all keen to hear what he has to say, so I'd like to say Welcome Rick to the LIHT-TV family."

"Thank you Coleen. I'm happy to be here. honestly. I think if we all work together, there's no end to what we can achieve. Now today's address is only for ladies 18 or over. If you're not a lady 18 or over, PLEASE turn your TV off for the next 10 minutes. Thank you." I paused, If you are still watching, PLEASE believe that everything I say is reasonable, true and you should do as I say."

"Ok. You're getting in touch with our female viewers first Rick? Is that a key demographic for you?" asked Coleen.

"Yes. For a few reasons. You see, I'm looking for personal relationships and well, I thought our viewers might be a good place to start. So if everyone who has a phone or a laptop, could PLEASE take a naked selfie of themselves and send it into the email address for LIHT, together with their contact phone numbers and a few lines to tell us about themselves I'd appreciate it. Coleen, could you advise the viewers of your email address please?"

"Gosh! What a good idea," said Coleen. "You can send your selfies to [email protected] viewers".

"Excellent - could you make the title of your email Fuck hole applications PLEASE! Now, you might wonder what it takes to work at a place like LIHT-TV - to read the news or present the weather or to do a job like Coleen's here. I'd like to let the viewers know that from now on we will be working an exclusively casting couch process and that if anyone would like to apply for any job, they should title their Selfie email - "Casting Couch" and email it to the same address. You should also include in the email details of activities you might be prepared to do on the couch.

"I see." she said nodding interested.

"Yes, and the same goes for the staff here. If they want to keep their jobs they should re-apply in the same manner."

"Well, this certainly is different. I for one will definitely be re-applying for my job!" said Coleen.

"Glad to hear it Coleen. I look forward to fucking you." I smiled.

"Do you have any other messages to our listeners?" she asked.

"Oh yes. If anyone has done anything illegal, immoral, or that would cause them embarrassment, or that they could be blackmailed about if anyone knew, could they PLEASE add the details into their selfie and make the title "Blackmail". Oh, and PLEASE don't tell your partners or anyone else what you saw here today."

I wrapped up the interview by kissing her on the lips, squeezing her tits and walking off. "Oh Coleen", I called from offscreen.

"Yes Rick?"

"Please meet me in my office in 5 minutes. Don't wear any panties."

"Yes Rick." she called after me, then turned back to the camera and said, "that ladies and gen..., well just ladies, is Rick, our new managing director here at LIHT-TV. What a fascinating man! Back to you in the studio".