It's a big mall

Young and fashionable

I grab a slice of pizza on the way out of the food court since I didn't really have much sushi. No longer hungry, at least not for food, I wander aimlessly looking for inspiration. I find it in a trio of tall, slender young women in sexy fashionable outfits heading into a trendy clothing store catering to younger adults.

Following them in I look around to see a dozen women of similar age shopping with a few clerks, also all women. The clothes here have lots of loose thin material, short shorts, short skirts, and long flowing diaphanous summer dresses. The style is almost like a trendy fashionable bohemian hippy. Almost all the clothing seems made for tall, thin, or both.

It looks like my earlier rule about employees wearing sexy clothes from the store is working. While this company does sell underwear it doesn't seem like this store has a good selection here. The clerks are all wearing outfits that leave little to the imagination with loose plunging necklines of very thin material and very short loose skirts or dresses. One was hanging something up on a tall rack and her hem pulled up so high the bottom of her butt was showing. The clerk at the register has a very loose top and every time she reaches forward to get or scan something the fabric parts and clearly shows her small breast.

I want to make another fantasy come true so I make a new mall rule.

New rule: If Parker (me) is in a store he may choose to be a dressing room attendant. People will be very happy to have his opinion and will try on whatever he suggests.

That should make other stores fun too. I head back to the dressing room area and announce that I am here to be the attendant. The scantily clad employee and the few women back there smile warmly at me.

I open the curtains to all four changing rooms, "We won't need those right now. What do you all have to try on?"