Wave and walk past them down the street

You smile and throw them a wave as you walk by. The boys seem aroused and the girls continue to stare in disbelief. You smile to yourself as you continue to walk naked down the street.

Now it isn't only the teens that are giving you looks, it's the whole neighborhood. Everyone was used to you being the black sheep of the neighborhood with your constant run-ins with the law, but you've never done anything like this before.

"Oh my god, is that Sharon Abrahamson!?" Someone shouts as they recognize you.

"She's naked, completely naked! We can't have that in our neighborhood!" You hear a mortified housewife say.

You've definitely managed to get the the attention of the whole street. You smirk as the stupid little suburbanites can't even seem to wrap their heads around you showing off your perfect body. Honestly, they should be paying you to see your naked form.