Naked nap

This one event happened on a lazy saturday morning. My wife works nights at a local factory so when she gets home and goes to sleep she's typically out cold until time to get up for work. Its a pretty rough schedule but she makes good money and we dont have any children so she actually enjoys it. Sometimes when she gets home on the weekends when im off, ill get on up and get started with my day even though i would prefer to sleep in. This one particular saturday she came home and got in the bed and i was sleeping so good that i was snoring really loud. She woke me up and told me she couldn't sleep so i woke up and laid there in the bed until she fell asleep. Now there is one thing that i havent mentioned, i sleep absolutely,completely naked. Always have and always will. My mother in law works part time on saturdays at the dollar store, she usually gets home around 1:00pm knowing this, i decide to continue my slumber on the couch in the living room. I walk out of the bedroom and into the living room still totally naked. My morning hard on is bobbing around comically as i walk. Im not concerned with being seen nude by my mother in law because i know she is at work. I grab a small blanket and stretch out on the couch. Its about 8am, im sure ill be up wat before she gets home. I slowly drift off back to sleep.

In my half way state of sleep and my full state of undress, i think to my self man that coffee sure does smell good and it sure feels good laying here on the couch bare naked. My blanket is bunched up between me and the sofa, so my whole naked backside is exposed and feeling a breeze. By now its about 10:30am so i dont connect the dots at first. Im still half asleep so the smell of coffee confuses me. I dont remember starting the coffee pot. Then i here a sound im familiar with, my mother in laws footsteps in the kitchen! Uh oh! Before i can do anything i here them approach and then stop! She lets out a small gasp as not to disturb me. Little does she know, im wide awake and well aware she is looking at my bare naked butt. The thought of this makes me hard instantly, making it difficult for me to continue to lay on my stomach. What now? Is she going to leave the room and let me have my privacy? Or is she going to stick to her normal routine and sit down on the small sofa which is straight across from me and drink her coffee while she watches the news? To my surprise i hear her take a seat and turn on the tv. Now what? Here i am butt naked pretending to be asleep while my mother in law is ogling my naked butt. Should i get up and face the music, or have a little fun by rolling over while im still "asleep" and let her get a good view of my hard penis?