Chapter 242
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Awaken the next morning.
The day quickly comes to an end and everybody in the manor is eager to sleep. It's been a long few days, and it feels good to be back in your own bed. Night passes uneventfully, and soon, the sun rises once again. You meet with your small army of girls in the dining room that morning as you all (besides Alice) eat breakfast, prepared by your maid Yin. You did receive a large amount of money from the queen's court wizard, but you do still worry that if things keep up this way with all these mouths to feed, it'll eventually run dry.
"Sff wm ma tumka--" Eva says with her mouth filled with scrambled eggs.
"Don't talk with your mouth full," you respond.
She swallows a large amount of food, nearly ****. "So we were talking this morning, Kyle, and I think we came up with an idea."
"Oh?" Though you listen, the scent of Yin's tasty breakfast of bacon and eggs wafts up to your nose and causes your mouth to water. It's delicious.
"What if we take a break on this next quest, and you take the three new girls out instead? They need to earn their keep, right? Plus... I'm sleepy. I kinda just wanna lounge around the house."
"What about my break?"
"Be the man of the house and take care of these girls," Niki says.
"That's a terrible double standard," you mutter.
Snow looks to you from across the table. "I swore to protect you, Kyle, so you don't need to worry. We'll take down the quest with such efficiency that it'll basically be a break."
I guess I might as well give it a shot just once. Maybe they'll actually listen in combat...
"As long as you're all good with that, it works for me," you say.
"I will not let you down, though I admit that I also have never been in a fight. I recommend something easy," Alice speaks up. "Niki informed me that you receive your quests from the Adventurer's Guild. Perhaps we should go early and try to find something before anybody else."
You swallow down the rest of your food and breathe a sigh of relief. "Sounds like a plan. Let's get going then. Oh, but I forgot to ask. I already know what Delphi is, but what class is Snow and Alice?"
"I am a 6th level rogue," Snow replies.
Alice tilts her head. "I do not know."
"Hmm. I see." You scratch your chin. "We'll make it work. Don't worry."
I guess not everybody has a class. Either that or she just doesn't know. It'll be fine. The other two are pretty capable. I've felt their power firsthand.
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