Good news and bad news

As you lie still on the floor, unsure of how you’re even going to being to apologize to Tyler and Amanda, you hear his door open and shut. Looking towards it you see Tyler, awkwardly shuffling his feet. You stand up, figuring it best to speak to him properly. Before you can get a word in, he speaks.

“I uh, calmed Amanda down.” He says, not looking you in the eyes. “She doesn’t think you raped her or anything, in case you were worried. Although you guys probably shouldn’t talk for a while.”

You’re glad to hear it, but can’t help but feel a twinge of guilt that it’s only like this because of the wish. Again, before you can open your mouth, Tyler speaks.

“Look, I don’t have any good way to say this, so I’ll just speak plainly. If this whole wish thing is real, I think it might be best if you go home.” He pauses a second before continuing. “I’m not mad about the Amanda thing. She’s already headed home anyway. It’s just, with Ramona being around, and with her being like she is, unless you can somehow guarantee there isn’t gonna be a third time...” He trails off.

You get it. The whole reason you came here was to avoid anymore surprise sex, and so far it’s been a complete failure.

“I’m sorry.” You say. “If I’d known Ramona was visiting I wouldn’t have come here.”

You start to walk out the room, when he stops you. He looks at you for the first time.

“Look, we’ll talk later so you can figure out... whatever this is.” Tyler says. “Just try and stay out of trouble til then.”

You give him a nod, glad to know that you haven’t totally ruined your friendship, before walking out his room. You didn’t really bring anything with you, so after grabbing your phone off the table, you head to the door.

As you open it, you almost run right into Ramona, who’s dressed in proper clothes for once.

“Are you leaving already CJ?” She says, looking genuinely disappointed. “We haven’t even finished catching up.”

You go to offer a goodbye, when she once again drags you into a full embrace, your head buried in her cleavage.

“You, like, have to visit me at college sometime. We don’t see each other nearly often enough.” She says, her constant swaying causing you to unintentional motorboat her. You can almost feel Tyler burning a hole in the back of your head with his gaze.

You finally manage to pull away, keeping your hands on her arms so she doesn’t pull you in again.

“We’ll talk some other time Ramona.” You say, before bolting off around her and towards the elevator. Luckily, despite the treat you just got, you haven’t finished recovering from Amanda, and you manage to stave off an erection.

As you wonder where to go next, you look to your phone, and see you’ve received a text.