Full Valet Service

The shower was still occupied when I entered the cabin, which I could easily tell by the sound from the bathroom. Neither Nikki nor Helen was currently in sight, but the fully stocked wood rack near the fireplace let me know they were around somewhere. Kaila was busy putting the finishing touches on drying the dishes, and restacking them in cupboards, while Charlotte seemed pretty engrossed in something on her phone.

"So... laundry?" I asked Charlotte, who looked up, flashed me a thumbs up, and pointed to the full net bag near the door.

"Cabin doesn't hayuv ah washing machine. Please don't make me do it bai hand." Charlotte begged. "I'll totally make it up to you the way you like."

"Oh really? See, now That has my interest here." I started my statement and glanced over to where Kaila now leaned against the counter and observed us.

"Don't worry, we all know his dares suck..." Kaila laughed, wiping the counter free of the light puddles of water that had begun to form from her chore.

"C'mon softball... c'mon softball..." Charlotte chanted quietly.

"Ok, Charlotte, I never had a valet, could try it for tonight... and if it doesn't work out I can always get more devious later."

"A what? A valley?" Charlotte asked, her face taking on a confused expression.

"A valet. You know... I'm going on a date tonight, so... I could use my clothes laid out, my bath prepared, somebody to make certain I shaved." I rubbed my chin noting that I could definitely use one. "That's kinda a thing in movies, ain't it? Forcing somebody to give you a shave?"

"Not when it's a hot redhead, that makes it a Heinlein book," Helen commented, exiting the bathroom in a cloud of steam. "And you're gonna have to wait about a half hour on the shower. Totally used the last of the hot water."

I groaned. Three women showering before me... of course it would be a cold shower. Well, actually that might not be a bad idea. Didn't need to be grabbing at Maria. I mean, it already was going to be an interesting image when she showed up, and the last thing I needed to have her walk in on was something right out of a seventies stag film.

"A what heroine? This has gotta be a you two thang." Charlotte shrugged. "Ok, lay out your clothes... help you in the shower, do the whole mom thing, apparently..."

"You're totally ruining this." I pointed out. "It's not like I'm carrying you up a staircase or something. I played along on your little ravished fantasy..."

"Quite well, thanks... Ok... ugh... I... the things women put up with for good dick." Charlotte rolled her eyes.

"I know, right?" Kaila laughed.

"Oh you're going to give me a kiss goodbye and totally wish me luck tonight, sweet wife." I smiled at her as she made a face that resembled one that people made when sucking on candy designed for ten year olds looking to impress their friends.

"On your date..." Kaila groaned. "You're way too into this. It's like you're hitting every one of my worst nightmares, and making me a part of it. "

Kaila's knees squeezed together tightly, and her eyes closed just as firmly.

"Why is this so exciting? I keep picturing you with... a woman I've never even seen. I want to know everything about her... want to know she's... ack... It's driving me crazy here... I mean, you bring back this amazing woman who... " Kaila began cutting off her train of thought repeated.

"Still in da bathroom, thanks, I can hear everything you're saying here." Nikki called from the semi open door.