Kiss ass! (not literally!)

"I was just passing by when I heard your beautiful music!" You praise. Everyone liked flattery. It was the reason you hadn't ended up in a life of crime. Using your slick tongue you'd gotten yourself a few jobs too! You might as well put your skills to use!

"It's a beautiful day to day, but nothing is as beautiful as you!" you call out and regret it when the nekt drops unceremoniously into the water. Without a slash or ripple.

Had you just put your foot in your mouth?

The Nekt resurfaces soundlessly, staring at you with it's soulful eyes.

"Wow, I've never seen anyone do that before! You're so skilful!" You call out what's on the top of your head. Forget it, maybe it was a bit awkward but you'd already started.

The Nekt approaches you and you grow more nervous but try to stay your ground in the water. It wouldn't do if your body-language wasn't consistent with what you said.

"Not only are you skilled, your the most beautiful.. eh... man I've ever seen! You continue to run your mouth as the Nekt's head approaches you soundlessly over the water's surface. You try to ignore the freakishness of it and concentrate on the glossy hair floating behind it.

"Your hair is like golden streams of sunlight that brightens a gloomy day!" Shit, this was cheesing you out, reminding you of those crapy romance novels one of your 20 roommates liked to read. But you'd already started, it would be weirder if you stopped.

"Your eyes are the prettiest bottle-green- uh... -I'mean emerald green- that I have ever seen." You'd never actually seen an emerald but it sounded way better than bottle-green.

The Nekt was almost upon you. Although it wasn't expressionless you couldn't guess for the life of you what its thought were.

"Your skin is like curdled milk- no - like white jade, it glis-"

The Nekt interrupts you by placing two delicate fingers against your lips. You flinch and fall silent instantly. You hadn't seen it coming since all of its movements in water were soundless.

"Are you trying to kiss my ass?" It asks, in a soft breathy voice. Then it removes it's fingers from your mouth and looks at you earnestly.

Taken by surprise you splutter in a fluster. You'd never heard anyone say "kiss my ass" quite like that before. Slowly pronouncing every word, as if it wasn't quite familiar with the expression.

"Wh-wha- no- I mean- ye- eh-I- uh... was just praising you?" Your answer sounds supremely unconfident, but a stunning smile blooms on its face.

"Praise me some more. I like it." It's honesty stunns you for a brief moment. Although it probably wasn't meant in that way, with its soft breathy voice, it sounded almost coquettish.

"Your voice is like the clicking of horse bridles." You say absentmindedly. Then realising what you'd just said you rush to correct yourself. "I mean- like the tinkling of a wind chimes" All the wind-chimes you'd ever heard were cheep, scrap metal stuff that sounded frankly obnoxious, but that's what those cheesy romance novels kept saying so maybe the expensive stuff sounded better.

The Nekt rose out of the water like a spirit where it sat on the surface as if it were solid ground, arching its back and showing off its delicate body.

"You're body is so beautiful, not even a master painter could do you justice." You'd never actually seen a fabled oil painting so you frankly had no idea, but the 2-copper paintings that were a dime a dozen on the streets sure couldn't compare. Of course they'd mostly been wanted posters, or cheap wanking material.

The Nekt extended a delicate, hairless leg towards you.

"Worship me." It commands in its faint voice. Its eyes smiling crescents.

You took the foot delicately in hand, much like you'd seen once on a street play once when you were a boy. Of course it had been a parody on the aristocracy, and the man had spat on the ground right after kissing it, complaining about how smelly her feet were, much to the crowd's delight. Your father had pulled you hurriedly away.

The foot before you is pristine, however. Flawless and clean, even in this disgusting CessPond. You kiss it gently and you hear the Nekt giggle in response.

Encouraged you kiss its other foot. The Nekt giggles cutely again. It brings it's feet together and wiggles its toes at you playfully.

"Your toes are as glossy as the fabled white currants." You'd never seen those before either, but that didn't matter. What did matter was that the Nekt had gone silent and still. Shit, you had to do something.

Without thinking too deeply about it you kiss one of its toes and are rewarded with a gasp of delight. Taking the hint, one by one you kiss each toe, from the little to the big toe then on the other foot from the big toe to the little toe.

"Kiss me some more!" The naked Nekt gasps in delight.

You begin to lavish kisses on the Nekt's delicate feet. All the while treading water and kicking your feet to stay afloat. You think to your self that, although the situation you find yourself in is a bit odd. It's not all that bad.

No sooner do you think so that the Nekt twists its waist around in a inhumanly fluid and graceful manner. Placing your head between its thighs, your noes almost touching its pert bottom.

You are so startled that you abruptly forget to swim and you begin to sink beneath the water, but the Nekt's slender thighs clamp down on either side of your neck, keeping your head afloat in a decidedly unscientific manner.

"Kiss my ass now!" The Nekt commands enthusiastically.

Grabbing the Nekt reflexively around the thighs to support yourself, you complain inwardly that this was not part of the deal.

However. Seeing as your head is in the surprisingly firm grip of it's legs you turn your head to kiss the back of its thigh to buy time and fortify yourself mentally.

You gradually work your kisses up towards one of its flawless globes. The Nekt giving small "Ah~"s of appreciation that plays tricks with your mind... Or rather your dick...

Ignoring your penis that can't tell the difference between genders even though the Nekt's hairless balls is tickling your neck from where you are floating against it (because just like the rest of the Nekt, it's balls are unnaturally still on the waters surface).

You begin to kiss its firm ass. And your virgin dick throbs for attention, even as you remind it that this is a man's ass. Aside from the hairlessness, the nekt is definitely not like a woman's generous curves. You slide your hand up to hold it by its straight waist in silent reminder to yourself. No fabled lovehandles to be found here!

All of a sudden the Nekt shunts its ass even closer, forcing your face between its two buns.

"Kiss my asshole now!" It cries eagerly.

You crane your head back as far sa you can. Your eyes crossing to fokkus on the flushing anus. It's thighs' hold on your head tightens. It wiggles it's hips back and forth, your head with it.

"Isn't it beautiful? Kiss it too!" It calls impatiently over its shoulder.

You hadn't even popped your cherry with a woman, and now it wanted you to kiss a man's asshole?