A rainbow dildo?

You roll your eyes and sneer as you reach in and pick the chest's contents up. It was a fleshy, rainbow dildo that seemed to be approximately 9 inches long.

"Seriously?" You mutter, unimpressed. "Of all things... a fucking dildo?"

You swing it and watch it bounce back and forth, letting out a childish giggle. The shaft itself felt extremely dense, almost like a baseball bat. By the time you'd finished fondling the dildo, you were already blushing.

"I-I... uh..." You splutter out before pausing and letting the silence of your surroundings slowly begin to set in. "Nevermind then..."

You look at the left exit, then the right.