The Horse Trough !

Debbi tried hammering on the leader's back but as their speed picked up, all that she could do was to desperately cling onto him. The pack roared into the small market square. It was a sleepy little market town but not unused to having its' peace disturbed by marauding bikers on sunny Sunday afternoons. Church service was long over, the food shops didn't open on a Sunday and the antique dealers were closing for the day. There was a bored gang of teens loitering and a few customers for afternoon tea in the tea rooms. But it was a generally tranquil scene that was shattered by the arrival of the bikers.

"Wow, biker chicks !" Debbi caught the cry of one of the watching teens as the bikes made three noisy circuits of the war memorial on the roundabout in the middle of the square. They finally squealed to a halt. Debbi leaped off the back of the bike and the leader thought that he might be in for an ear bashing or worse but instead Debbi made straight for a bemused looking Carol, who had also dismounted.

All through their brief trip into town, a red mist had been descending on Debbi. "Stupid cow, this is all your fault" she yelled at Carol, charging at her in a rush. As they grappled, the **** of Debbi's surge caught the startled Carol off balance and the two naked women careered backwards, straight into a medieval horse trough full of icy water ! There were gales of laughter from the teens and the bikers and the loud noise of the splash was attracting attention from the tea rooms.

"Aargh, it's bloody freezing" screamed Carol, as she tried to sit upright. But the shock of hitting the cold water had not completely dissipated Debbi's red mist and she continued to slap angrily at her friend. "Get off me you stupid cow" cried Carol. "You're the stupid cow, this was all your idea." Slap, splash, slither, slap !

A crowd of about fifteen or twenty had now gathered and were enjoying the spectacle, when an authoritative voice was suddenly heard over the laughter. "Now can anyone tell me just exactly what is going on here then ?" Coming to their senses, Debbi and Carol looked up through their dripping fringes to see the imposing uniforms of two police officers !