Tea - Part 3 of 5

"Hey guys!

Look, my boobs feels like so much more sensitive and look so much bigger, it's like they are swelling. The only problem is that nothing in my wardrobe fits right anymore, and i really mean nothing. It's like all my bikinis, bras and tops are much too small! It's like my breasts actually got bigger! But that's totally impossible right?!? But I'm so very happy that i found this really stretchy top by Calvin Klein, so it's all good for now!

Anyways, very quick, i just wanted to tell you about this great tea one more time today, because it tastes so yummy! I wanted to know what herbs are actually in it, so i tried to check on the backside of the packaging, and it was like really difficult to read and remember, so i brought it with me .

Here, let me read it to you: "Do not exc-eed the daily re-com", ahm, "mended dosage of one cup". Wait i think that's not the right text with the herbs. But that means, uhm, like not to drink more than one cup at the same time, right? That's so dump, everybody knows that you finish your cup before you refill it to drink the next, duuuh! "Possible side-effects include re-duct-ion of intelli-gence", that means less than, right, "and growth of breast tissue". Ugh, my head begins to hurt from all these letters. Why are they talking about using fewer soft tissues to wipe your nose with, when like all i want is to know the name of the herbs? Guys, i'm like so sorry, but i can't seem to find the part with the herbs right now.

I'll just drink one more glass of this really yummy tea and then i'll call it a night. Sooo, see you tomorrow! I love you all so much! Hugs and kisses!"

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