Gather your bravery and go

You take a deep breath, taking one last look in the mirror. A party girl nervously looks back.

Ok! Now or never...

You push your way out of the women's restroom, trying to let you hips move like a girl with confidence.

The girl is still talking and doesn't look up at you, but as you cross the room, the boyfriend's eyes look you up and down.

"STOP LOOKING AT HER AND PAY ATTENTION!" the girl jerks his head back toward her and keeps talking.

"See this is what I mean, you don't take anything seriously! And you keep looking at other girls and-"

Their conversation fades away as you step outside into the street.

Whew...you made it. You look up and down the street. It was going to be a long walk home, but at least there wasn't really anyone out and about.

You make it about twenty feet away when....