Mary's Contrary

John and Mary pull up outside the restaurant. They got out and only saw the man who was seated by himself inside.

"I can't believe we did this!" said Mary.

"They were dressed like whores!" said John.

"You want them to give five blowjobs for $10 each!" said Mary "That's sick! Lisa is a virgin!"

"Blowjobs don't count," said John.

Mary looked at the young man who had been in the restaurant. He had an odd smile on his face. "You know, John, it's not like they're me."

"What does that mean?" asked John.

"I could find five guys to suck off in...oh...probably two hours, and I could get $30 each."

"What?" asked John.

"Yeah, I'm what they call a 'MILF.'"

"Care to make it interesting?" asked John.

"What are the stakes?" Mary put her hands on her hips.

"You don't find five guys to give you blowjobs for $30 and come on your face in two hours, I finally get anal, and not just once but twice a month for a year!"

"Fine, but if I win, you go down one me once a week for a year!"

"Deal!" John shook Mary's hand.