Contract Demands

"Can I have an extra half an hour every day for lunch so I can masturbate?" asked Annabelle.

"What? is that a joke?" asked the interviewer.

"Um, yes, I'm not sure why I said that, but I noticed you have a wedding ring, are you married?"

"Yes I am."

"Can your husband fuck me up the ass while you watch?"

"What is your problem?" asked the woman.

"Look, I'm not really sure why I'm saying these things," said Annabelle. "It must be because I've been wetting my bed lately and have a strange itchy rash on my butthole."

"Ok, I don't think you're going to work out," said the Lady. "Thank you for coming in."

"Please, I'll lick your toilets clean and and sniff all of your dirty panties!" Annabelle blurted out.

"Get out!" says the woman.

Annabelle hurries out in shame. She stops in front of a full-length mirror and is shocked by how ridiculous she looks. But the more she stares at her reflection, the more she likes her new look. She even thinks she may have dressed a bit too conservative.